u/mangledpastry

As some day it may happen that a victim must be found

I've got a little list — I've got a little list

Of society offenders who might well be underground

And who never would be missed- who never would be missed!

There are those who hail the virtues of low alcoholic beer,

And that BBC presenter who'd a fracas on TopGear,

That republican contender who behaves just like a chump, building golf courses and skyscrapers that none can never trump,

and all those russian athletes and the drug tests that THEY missed the metibolicists- those steroids might be missed.

Hes got them on the list, hes got them on the list,

Hes got them on the list, May none of them be missed.

There's the leader of the SNP who's all twin-set and pearls,

The Scottish sep'ratist - och aye, shes on ma list,

And the PlayBoy magazine that no more shows us naked girls, centre-spreads are on my list, you bet they're on my list,

And that photographic aid thats really getting on my wick, by which i mean of course the anti-social selfie stick,

And the english rugby world cup squad of whom we should get rid,

And that opera house in Florence that owes me ten thousand quid,

And those who whatch operas in cinemas- insist

Ive got them on my list, i dont think they'll be missed, i dont think they'll be missed.

Hes got them on the list, hes got them on the list,

Hes got them on the list, May none of them be missed.

There's that recent elivation to the lord baroness bra, she gives me quite a liff-i really cant resist,

And Volkswagen whose emissions are not lwhat they say they are,

And dodgy deselsists, sie sind ouf meiner liste.

Call me dave, our deer prime minister,

Its always worth a dig, allegedly he had a close encounter with (pause)

Dianna rig,

And that labour party trotsky who must have a hairy chest. We know so 'cos he wears no tie and sports a manky vest.

To be fair, there are the LibDems but alas they dont exist,id had them on my list, i dont think they'd be missed.

You may put 'em on the list — you may put 'em on the list;

And they'll none of 'em be missed — they'll none of 'em be missed!