Ode to a Wedding Block Reservation
Gallant- Hello, thank you for calling the Grand Tales From the Front Desk Hotel how may I help you?
Goofus- I NEED to book for THE wedding!
Gallant - Sounds great, what are the dates you would like to book your stay with us?
Goofus - I'm coming for THE wedding!! I don't know?! Its in August and it's happening at the Grand Hotel!
Gallant - No problem, what is the name of the wedding party I can look up the dates for you?
Goofus - I DON'T KNOW (sounds of papers shuffling) Don't YOU know when THE wedding is? It's happening there!
Gallant - Unfortunately not without more details, but if you have the name of the wedding party or your dates I would be happy to.... (insert guest's exasperated 'how dare you' sigh cutting in here)
Goofus - Fine just a minute let me find the invitation - oh here it is July 4th it's my cousin Jasper's wedding!
Gallant - Screams internally while completing the tedious remaining 20 minute process of dragging basic booking information from Goofus for THE wedding. Gallant will not be surprised when Goofus is a No Show for Jasper's wedding and then tries to file a chargeback to dispute the fees.