u/mcfucking

G'day cucks and cuckettes, it's been a minute. Lines go up, lines go down. Anyway, time to yeet a few people into the band lands to satisfy the maket gods with their scarifices.

UPDATES

Fat-Black-Cat- reminded us of the toll investing can take.

BananaFarmer88 forgot that what is dead may never die.

Particular_Love_8811 got some chickens just in time for bird flue.

NEW BETS

FameLuck and kangaroute both went full GFM (green friday movement) gang. Unfortunatly jinxing it for the rest of us. so the will both be having a week off. With gingy already having served their time its just the kanga going in the box today. Unwilling to accept defeat and in defiance of their username, the kanga doubled down on a GFM for friday the 7th. That's 2 weeks for you.

Old-Asian-Lady has called the bottom with gold to hit $4450 before the end of September or 2 months in the gulag.

WolfREEEEEE used their first breaths of freedom to bet AT4 to reach 10c by the end of the week or 1 week in the slammer. I guess your freedom was fun while it lasted.

WowVeryJosh got a little frisky betting BNZ to announce a new significant intercept or discovery on Monday morning (3rd August) for Diggers and Dealers risking a week in the slammer. Well played. WVJ won their bet, but it came at a cost.

bananadennis has stepped up to the plate, betting TLX to touch $20 by 30 September or 1 week in the slammer.

BuyDipsShortVIX has bet BLS FY26 Annual Report numbers for NPBT (Net Profit Before Tax) to come in >= $17.5m or else they'll take a week to think about their actions.

Fun-Time4064 made a ban bet: EYE above 20c by end of August or 1 week in the slammer. I'd tell them they're seeing things, but I think they're just blind.

debtandregret1984 bets BGD to go over $1 by October 1st or they're in the sin bin for a month.

jakemyork is anticipating a new ATH coming very soon for EOS. If we don't see an ATH by the end of October, they'll take a month in the bin.

anomaly256 is risking a 3 month ban that SPCX:US will dip below $100 USD before the end of August.

joycaptain has gone hard betting Donny won't be the sitting president by the midterms (3/11), or they take a ban until 2027.

FameLuck called for 3 consecutive green days (xjo) or 2 week ban. Looks like they get to join kangaroute after all.

ayrexxxx bet CBE to hit 32c by end of week or 1 week ban. Nicely done.

Sea-Anxiety6491 made a bullish bet, XJO to 10,000 by Feb 28. If not, it'll be 1 year for you.

TICK TOCK

Helmofgondor came through with their donation.

Sharp_Pride7092 owes us a $50 donation to Shenton Park dogs shelter for being wrong.

BANS

u/Davidina101 called their SRL $20 bet a loss accepting early banning. Not a few days later, their ban bet conditions were met, so they reached out across the void to ask for some good old fashioned public humiliation.

u/ToneDistinct5253 will be spending a month in the hole for their bet

TL;DR

Δεν έχω σκεφτεί τίποτα και μου έχουν τελειώσει οι ιδέες!

G'day cucks, it's that time again where we hail the winners and shun the losers.

HIGHLIGHTS

u/MontyPythonMan11 won their CSL bounce back bet.

captain007 reminded us of the index back home.

Fat-Black-Cat-'s bird brain might have went for an out of bod vcy flight.

NEW BETS

Some degenerates made a mass ban bet on the SpaceX IPO betting green or red

u/letstestit22

mchaamer

Kazerati

WolfREEEEEE

All bet on green, all winning.

PassengerSad7063 bet on the RBA to keep the interest rate on hold risking a month. Nicely done. having won that bet they made another. PassengerSad7063 bet EIQ to get their FDA approval by end of September or they'll take 6 months vacation to the banned lands.

PoopsJohnson said if NMG hits 5c they'd take a month off. Well played.

WolfREEEEEE risked a 1 week ban if Australia loses to the yanks in the foosball. They lost and did their time immediately.

CircaCicero got in on this too, also serving time already.

WolfREEEEEE Not having enough loss for 1 ban post, bet on Australia taking the win against Egypt or 1 week ban. that's 1 week for you.

MontyPythonMan11 has bet LRV to hit $1.75 by COB 30 September or 4 month ban.

halffocused had some rambling which ended with XJO closes above 8,800pts on Monday the 13th or one week ban. They won. As did PoopsJohnson who also joined in.

BuyDipsShortVIX BLS to set new ATH by end of close Monday the 13th of July or they'll take a week. They chose immediate sentencing.

lbreav bets on 4DX to take out the June high (5.08) by end of August or 5 weeks sucking eggs.

Joehax00 bet on NEU being $22 by September on EC and CHMP. 1 week if they're wrong.

Dramatic-Trash-242 made a ban bet 31st July 4DX, $7 - 1 month stake. User has since admitted an early defeat and asked for immediate sentencing.

ayrexxxx bet CBE to touch 40c this week or a week ban. That's bye bye for you.

Fat-Black-Cat- bet MTM will make its comeback, betting it closes the week higher than the start for 3 consecutive weeks. That's 1 week for you.

Sharp_Pride7092 has bet CSL to touch or be $165 by last trading day in July, with a $50 donation to Shenton Park dogs shelter if they're wrong

destined2bepoor is calling the end is nigh stating if NVX goes a YEAR without delisting off either one of the Nasdaq or ASX, they'll take a permaban.

TICK TOCK

- u/debtandregret1984 bet that gold will be higher than the current USD price of $4212 by June 30, if its lower, they will pay $250 to a charity of mcfucking's choice.. Anton has provided proof...

- u/Helmofgondor made the same bet although it'll be $100 to charity. Sadly looks like they've gone MIA.

BANS

1000baggers where to begin with this. Upon being unbanned as an incoming act of mercy by new mod kervio, this degenerate had bet FDR to 60c by June 30th or a 5 month ban. Having won that they updated their bet to 70c. Unfortunately it didn't get there so they'll get even more time off to contemplate.

u/revealjumpy345 will take 45 days. They may yet win their ban bet on oil, but they bitched out and deleted their comment. That's 1 month ban bet length, and an extra 50% for defiling the sanctity of the ban bet.

TL;DR

Πάνω κάτω, πάνω κάτω, πάει το χαρτοφυλάκιο με τις τρενάκια του λούνα παρκ.

G'day boys, girls and whatever Chaz identifies as. There has been some decent discussions on the actions of Super Jimtendo Chalmers on budget night. Each to their own. I'm personally working on getting gains before I worry about paying tax on them... Anyway... Let's get this bans post.

HIGHLIGHTS

NEW BETS

Helmofgondor has bet no CGT changes to shares in the upcoming budget in May or 3 month ban. Well this aged like a dead kangaroo on the side of the road. Enjoy your inflation indexed vacation.

captain007 predicted the RBA to hold rates steady on May 5th. That's 1 week for you.

Vain64 took the opposite side, rates to rise, or else 1 week ban. Nicely done.

TikiBoyYt bet 4DX to drop to 3.9 by the end of the week (1st May). Nice call.

Rhinoch1 bet AUE to release PFS by next Friday (22/05) or two weeks in the sin bin.

Chemistryset8 has bet BXN to 15c by 28th August or else a fortnight in the slammer

AcanthisittaNo6247 and Particular_Love_8811 went head to head on the classic red morning green morning debate. From what 2 seconds of research I did, it appears the market opened perfectly flat. So both users were technically both wrong or technically right. Now in these situations, we typically ban both to satiate the market god's blood lust. However, 1 brave soldier has already been taken from us by reddit tyrants, so I'm calling this settled.

BAN

WolfREEEEEE lost their bet and will serve 2 weeks.

spaniel_rage will be talking to the cobwebs in the banned lands for 3 months after their failure.

fh3131 gets 2 months for their failure.

Dramatic-Trash-242 gets a month in exile with no coal for heating after their disappointment.

u/destined2bepoor will take 2 weeks for doubting the art of the deal.

Other-Tangerine3726 will serve 4 weeks.

mechengguy93 staked 2 weeks concluding one of the longest "Assays pending".

TL;DR

Σε αυτόν τον κόσμο τίποτα δεν μπορεί να θεωρηθεί βέβαιο, εκτός από τον θάνατο και τους φόρους