u/museofmercury

Paid £7.95 for this Morrison’s "Full English". It perfectly matched the miserable weather outside.

Highlights include an egg seasoned with the ghosts of fry-ups past, two cremated bangers, and toast that has simply given up on life. The absolute pinnacle of British culinary audacity, though? The menu promised "2x bacon" The chef literally cut a single rasher in half and served it hoping I lack object permanence.