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thats crazy how exactly what i said was gonna happen finally happened wow for months mfs were talmbout this guys a prick comin in here sayin all that he dont know wtf hes talmbout okay bro alr bro

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u/neckdetector — 1 day ago
▲ 3 r/adultsnew

one of the top reasons i quit vaping back in the day is bc it was so common and normal for people to ask to hit my vape. no pls dont ??? always was just kindof gross to me

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u/neckdetector — 3 days ago
▲ 4 r/adultsnew

i learned some information and i honestly don’t think my mom cheated back then but it’s still pretty crazy to monkeybar from ur kids father

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u/neckdetector — 25 days ago
▲ 9 r/adultsnew

i genuinely think i had a seizure today but i really don’t have time for all that so im gonna pretend like none of that happened

unless it happens again then I’ll believe it

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u/neckdetector — 1 month ago
▲ 11 r/adultsnew

laying in bed and a cockroach landed on my ear and the resulting adrenaline rush has kept me up 4 hours straight now

never seen a roach here before must have come from the neighbors bc i don’t have food in here i don’t cook lol

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u/neckdetector — 1 month ago
▲ 7 r/adultsnew

literally trillions of $ could be saved by having a team of software eng*ineers go around and ask every single office worker “what’s the most annoying part of your job” and then automating it

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u/neckdetector — 1 month ago