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Poll: How many teeth does Blade have left?

As the title says, how many teeth does blade have left in his head?

Are the 56 herbs and spices good for dental health? Conventional wisdom says the sugar is bad for teeth, but as regarded as it sounds the Jager is like medicine dood.

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u/null0123456 — 1 day ago

Blades weight? +/- 300 lbs?

Hi Friendos, I'm shopping for mobility scooters for Blade so we can see our boy terrorize the community; however I'm discovering most scooters have a 300lbs weight limit. I realized with Blade's disgusting fat gullet and visceral fat from years of alcoholism, that useless pile of shit might be above 300 lbs...but then I noticed the muscle atrophy and general degradation of his health and I get thinking his internal organs aren't healthy enough to sustain a 300lbs lard body. I also noticed his head is rapidly shrinking...his hat fits like a bucket on his head. Death is soon but I want to see Blade on a Little Rascal scooter going to get a pack of Newports, Jager, and redbull. Please advise. If he wasn't so poor and weird this wouldn't be a problem. Ayo

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u/null0123456 — 4 days ago

Blade's foot amputation prediction market

Place yer bets, place yer bets.

A few technicalities:

  1. Any stub below the ankle shall be considered a foot.

1.a. A challenge to this ruling can be made, at which time the determining factor shall be if Blade can fit aforementioned stump into a non-scuffed Nike Air Force One shoe.

  1. Death from septic shock and necrosis does not count as amputation unless proof of stump is provided prior to death.

  2. Force majure shall be in effect if any significant disruptions of the Jagermeister importation occurs. This includes regional product shortages and inflated prices.

Figure it out dood. Oopsie doodles, I'm so weird I drank my foot off. LMNOP

u/null0123456 — 4 days ago