u/offline_casted

Birds are not spy technology because they like to poop.

Drones are made to fly and watch things. They do not need to eat, build nests, or sleep.

Birds, however, eat food, make nests, sleep, and poop everywhere. They can poop on cars, people, and buildings.

Drones do not like to poop because drones do not poop.

This proves that birds are birds, not secret spy drones.