u/pappapora

I’m losing my mind here! The only topics on the show are 1)mouths of men that Jay wants to fuck 2)Jay accusing Bobby of getting fucked by his 5 uncles 3Jay being late because of tunnel traffic 4)food sucks 5) linking anything to music 6) singing to songs we can’t hear!
Why the fuck then can’t you drive to work on time?! The whole fucking team is on time but you in your gawky emo truck can’t leave in time?! Then you proceed to use the show to complain about food and then EAT THE FUCKING FOOD ON LIVE RADIO?!? Fuck right off! And also… that fucking cough!!! Good god!

I am so fucking sick and tired of hearing Bobby slurp, suck, burp, gurgle, swallow, breathe, chew and make every other wet mouth noise directly into the microphone.
I love The Bonfire, but holy shit, it is disgusting and insanely unprofessional for a show this big. Surely somebody involved with the show knows about noise gates, filters, mic technique, compression, AI filtering — something?!
Can we start a GoFundMe? I will personally contribute to whatever fucking filter, microphone, engineer or piece of NASA technology is required to stop me hearing the internal workings of Bobby Kelly’s mouth six inches from my eardrum.
I swear to God I’m going to develop a fucking brain tumor from listening to this shit.
PLEASE. FIX. THE. MOUTH. NOISES.

“You have big beautiful eyes, it’s like they’re crying and fucking me at the same time.”

Bobby Kelly….

You would think that we could put aside the dick jokes, the watching of porn for a few days to talk in depth about Jay being at the roast…. Instead we have Jacob getting a fashion makeover which entails the studio scrolling on Google at outfits… and then complaints that they can’t enter the building again due to functions in the lobby (cue Christine asking “oh so Howard stern gets to access the lobby? Um, yes Christine the literal face of the company and radio media goat has more access than you. Good god, the material is right there but they’re so fucking stuck on Jersey traffic and Kelly wanting to wear height shoes in his mid 60’s!