u/pauldayco

Image 1 — NPD! The Majohn A1 is a Magnificent Counterfeit
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NPD! The Majohn A1 is a Magnificent Counterfeit

The Majohn (Moonman) A1 doesn’t just copy the Capless; it aggressively heists the design with unapologetic audacity and gaslights the stationery community into pretending the original never existed. It is a shamelessly brilliant, structural provocation. It's so hard to be mad about it because it's a fantastic pen.

Without the pesky clip, its soul-crushing symmetry relies entirely on a dense chunk of weaponized brass with a matte finish so light-absorbent it makes charcoal look like neon. There's a small rectangular roll-stopper, and that's it. The knock cracks through a silent room like a brittle femur snapping in an echo chamber, instantly establishing that whoever holds it has permanently severed ties with polite society.

The feedback when the EF nib kisses the paper is a subtle, metallic hum vibrating directly into your central nervous system. Pairing it with Diamine Writer's Blood gives it an unnaturally smooth cushion, making it feel less like writing and more like dragging a freshly harvested artery across the page. Every time I write with it, the pen whispers dark, forbidden secrets about exacting manufacturing tolerances and impeccable Chinese quality control.

For a fraction of the price of its Japanese muse, this magnificent counterfeit offers a heavy, satisfyingly industrial weight that anchors your hand to the desk, ensuring that when the authorities breach your bunker and inevitably seize your journals, your crimson manifestos will be immaculately shaded, perfectly legible and utterly terrifying.

u/pauldayco — 1 day ago
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A Case for the Kaweco Student: Because Your Hands Are Larger Than a Toddler’s

I can't fathom the devotion the Kaweco Sport gets. It feels like writing with an eight-sided suppository, forcing you to post the cap just to clear the fleshy webbing of your thumb.

Enter the Student. Like my grade-school classmate Brendan, it is sadly overlooked and underappreciated.. Though, to be fair, the Student never had to endure the permanent psychological damage Brendan must have when everyone found out he tucked his shirts into his briefs.

Unlike Brendan however, the clear acrylic body is magnificent (if you ignore the voice screaming in your soul over spending this much on an injection-moulded tube of plastic). It looks like a turn-of-the-century ink coffin where Victorian orphans go to drown in blue-black (or, in this case, Lamy Crystal Peridot). Beautifully grim.

Up front, the shiny, heavy metal grip has enough weaponized industrial heft to smash a car window when you’ve plunged yourself into a lake and the water is filling up fast. Writing is pure pleasure; the chromed brass weight does all the work, forcing ink onto the page like a confession under duress.

Yet, it still feels terrifyingly fragile. One drop and I bet it’ll shatter like my brittle self-esteem. My manic compulsion to constantly polish it with a microfibre cloth will undoubtedly trigger my next mandatory three-week psychiatric sabbatical. 

In short: I love writing with it, but I'm just too afraid to do it.

8.5/10

u/pauldayco — 22 days ago
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NID: Diamine Ancient Copper or Did I Scrape a Wet Penny Against a Tombstone?

​Diamine Ancient Copper is a gorgeous liquid tetanus nightmare that lets you write notes that look like they were penned with a rusted Victorian nail found in an old shipwreck. It’s an absolute 10/10 masterpiece provided your vaccinations are fully up to date. Pretty sure I need to sanitize my desk.

Is anyone else unhealthily obsessed with this beautiful biological hazard?

Show me your crustiest, most beautifully toxic-looking ink swatches so I can ruin my other pens.

u/pauldayco — 24 days ago
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Mass psychosis check: We are spending rent money on boujee Tupperware.

I’m still fairly new to pens, so please excuse my ignorance; I'm experiencing a slight existential crisis and desperately need an explanation.
Yesterday, I watched a video of a fully grown adult softly stroking a shiny plastic cylinder while whispering about its "precious resin." His fingers are stained with ink.

My friends, that is plastic.

As in, it's the exact same chemical compound used to manufacture a salad spinner or a toddler’s sandbox bucket. But because it rolled out of a boutique European factory, suddenly it possesses a "soul?"

Am I seriously expected to accept that we are all destined to trade hundreds of hard-earned dollars for a decorated Lego straw?
Please, I want to understand the psychological explanation for spending mortgage money on "precious resin" (plastic) just to write down "eggs, milk, toilet paper" on a sticky note. Are any of us drafting peace treaties by candlelight whilst forlornly lamenting over a lost autumn lover from our youth?

No hate, I just want to understand the cult logic. Educate and enrich me!

(Full disclosure: I have been staring at open browser tabs of the Pilot Custom Heritage 92 for seventy-two hours straight. I want it. Badly.)

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u/pauldayco — 1 month ago
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Finally Got My non-German Hands on the Lamy Safari Roll-Ink!

The lunatics at Lamy looked at a fountain pen, looked at a rollerball, and decided to play God by engineering a terrifying, fluid-dripping chimera. Can you imagine? A rollerball pen that takes fountain pen ink. I took the first opportunity to import it from Germany to Canada. Goodness, what a time to be alive! (Ironically, it's actually a TERRIBLE time to be alive).

I drained the blue cartridge right away to syringe-fill it with Diamine Writer's Blood (Lamy dictates you only use their pristine blue ink, but I, too wanted to feel the intoxicating rush of wielding forbidden cosmic power). I love how this matte plastic abomination unloads ink onto the page with the violent, unbridled enthusiasm of a raccoon that just broke into a bin full of discarded energy drinks and industrial-grade meth.

The line is Brazilian Butt Lift thicc: juicy, smooth, and viscous that it feels like writing with a disciplined arterial spray. I bet if your hand stops moving for even a single millisecond, the ink will melt a smoking hole through standard paper like a shiny S&M penis-headed alien monster jizzing highly concentrated acid that only Sigourney Weaver can tame. I feel like it demands high-grade paper just to survive the sheer, unholy volume of liquid being violently hemorrhaged onto the page.

It's an audacious, structurally unhinged German mutation designed exclusively for signing a contentious divorce or a declaration of war. I am deeply afraid of it, and I will never stop using it. I just wished that it would throw down an EF-equivalent line instead.

u/pauldayco — 1 month ago

Pilot Iroshizuku Fuyu-Syogun

Bought this on a whim and I like it.. Just not love it. Share your Old Man Winter stories and use cases please. I'd love a little insight on how folks are using, and appreciating this guy!

u/pauldayco — 2 months ago
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My Therapist Told Me to Find a "Grounding Activity," So I Curated My 9-Item Pen EDC Kit.

I’m "fairly new" to this sub in the same way a hurricane is "fairly new" to a coastal town. I’ve only been at it a short while, but the structural damage to my bank account is already permanent. I spent the last week auditioning my collection like I’m casting a dark reboot of The Office, and quite a few "perfectly fine" pens were ruthlessly culled and de-inked.

What do you think? I'd love to hear the details of your kits. I'd also love to hear how y'all modify your pens to personalize them!

Pilot Lightive (Matte Black) with Diamine Writer’s Blood <F> : My primary go-to. Taking meeting minutes should feel like you’re sacrificing something to the corporate machine. I put a little tungsten tape around the CON-70 converter so it’ll feel a little heavier towards the nib. This pen punches way above its class and I’m amazed almost nobody here has one.

Pilot Kaküno (Clear) with J. Herbin Perle Noire <EF> : A line so thin that it’s basically just a rumour. I just love how this feels like a needle. I sanded down the body to give it a frosted finish just to be a little different from your Kaküno. 

Kaweco Perkeo (All Black) with Lamy Crystal Azurite <F> : My moody goth that lays down a beautiful blurple. She loves smoking clove cigarettes, hanging around graveyards and listening to Siouxsie and the Banshees. I put a little tungsten tape around the converter too.

Kaweco DIY Sport Glow (Green) with Lamy Crystal Peridot <F> : The radioactive glow-in-the-dark pen I literally built myself. It spits out a brilliant green bile that looks so toxic, it mirrors my personality.

Lamy Safari Al-Star (Black Purple) with Pilot Iroshizuku Yama-Budo <1.1mm stub> : Sometimes you need to scream on paper and you need a broad-nibbed bullhorn. On ocassion, the paper just needs to be bullied until it screams in gold-sheened headers.

Lamy Safari (Umbra) with Pentel Floatune <0.5mm>: The only tool in the kit that can create a grocery list with enough archival permanence to survive Costco on a Saturday.

Hi-Tec C Coleto (Clear) <0.4mm>: Five shades of pastel madness that act as a chromatic roadmap of my psychological breakdown. If I stay this organized, the voices don’t get as loud.

Pentel Orenznero (Black) <0.3mm> : The pencil equivalent of an automatic sniper rifle for people who think 0.5mm lead is offensive.

Koh-I-Noor Versatil 5311 (Black) <5.6mm> : A giant industrial-sized lead holder that doubles as a weapon, because in the event I need to throw down, I’ll need all the help I can get.

u/pauldayco — 2 months ago

I stood there, assembed the components, and felt the exact moment this little green fairy became sentient.
This year’s DIY edition doesn’t just "glow in the dark" it screams at the darkness. It almost demands that the shadows apologize for existing. After months of daily driving my Brass Sport (a pen that weighs enough to be used as a blunt-force weapon in a Victorian street brawl) picking this up feels like I am holding a literal ghost. It feels like a whisper of a feather; a hallucination made of high-grade injection-moulded plastic.
I paired it with Lamy Crystal Peridot, because if we are going to commit to the full Ghostbusters Ectoplasm aesthetic, we’re going to do it right. Writing with this setup feels like I’m charting the flight paths of UFOs or scribbling the final manifest for a colony ship leaving a burning Earth. It’s light, it’s nimble, and it looks like something
Massive shoutout to Amber and team at Blesket (Brampton, Ontario) for the experience. My Brass Sport is currently in the corner of my desk, weeping heavy metal tears while this glowing gremlin takes over my Mnemosynes and Leuchtturms.

u/pauldayco — 2 months ago
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Not sure if this has been discussed here but if you've been scrolling and noticing some folks posting their Glow in the Dark Kaweco DIYs and feeling a bit of envy AND you live in the Greater Toronto Area, Blesket over in Brampton is running the event!
I'm gonna head over in a day or two!

u/pauldayco — 2 months ago