u/pedrosjokes

r/StandUpComedy

▲ 327 r/StandUpComedy

He was hiding something behind that mustache.

u/pedrosjokes — 17 hours ago

▲ 25 r/StandUpComedy

Don’t mess with chocolate.

u/pedrosjokes — 18 hours ago

▲ 95 r/StandUpComedy

They’re lovely, cuddly, and furry.

u/pedrosjokes — 18 hours ago

▲ 141 r/StandUpComedy

It’s not the 90’s, you can’t ask that anymore!

u/pedrosjokes — 18 hours ago

▲ 60 r/StandUpComedy

The one and final answer to end this debate!

u/pedrosjokes — 12 days ago

▲ 78 r/StandUpComedy

She’s only right 75% of the time.

u/pedrosjokes — 16 days ago

▲ 28 r/StandUpComedy

Your foreign degree ain’t worth poop in the USA.

u/pedrosjokes — 16 days ago

▲ 130 r/StandUpComedy

Learning about ingredients makes you sexy.

u/pedrosjokes — 26 days ago

▲ 18 r/StandUpComedy

I’m not bragging, it just is.

u/pedrosjokes — 26 days ago

▲ 648 r/StandUpComedy

If you’re gonna stereotype, learn to do it right.

u/pedrosjokes — 1 month ago

▲ 27 r/StandUpComedy

When the soldiers don’t work, you bring in the drones.

u/pedrosjokes — 2 months ago

▲ 195 r/StandUpComedy

Unless you’re so desperate to get laid as to risk your life.

u/pedrosjokes — 2 months ago

▲ 48 r/StandUpComedy

u/pedrosjokes — 2 months ago

▲ 727 r/StandUpComedy

u/pedrosjokes — 2 months ago

▲ 18 r/StandUpComedy

u/pedrosjokes — 2 months ago