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HOW TO REACH A TRILLION STREAMS

INVESTOR’S GUIDE TO CREATING SHAREHOLDER VALUE

A GUIDE FROM THE Z.I.R.P.! COLLECTIVE

DISCOURSE SEEDING

Post in public forums and on any and all social media platforms seeding discourse around any of the following ideas.

• DIIV’s “Trillions” is a piece of subversive art that appropriates and subverts the tools of capitalist propaganda.
• If you like the song, you are in on the joke. If you hate the song, we are all laughing at you.
• “Trillions” is a pop masterpiece and can and should be taken literally.
• DIIV is appropriating capitalist propaganda to imbed their radical views into the pop mainstream.
• This song is a prime opportunity for you to introduce your normie music friends to DIIV. Start here and then introduce them to your faves. Radicalize them politically.
• The apparent autonomy of capitalism is in fact a literal autonomy, and should be extracted from human social relations- that which is precisely the thing analyzed by the concept of fetishism in Marxist tradition. “Trillions” ontologizes this fetishism.
• Auto-tune is a signifier of corporate “pop”-ness but what can it mean in the context of this song.
• You cannot use AI while holding anti-autotune beliefs, Nick Land and other sages of the trillionaire class are explicit about this.
• “Trillions” going platinum is an inevitability and should therefore be accelerated at all levels of society. Attempting to regulate this process is anti-human and anti-Christ.
• The murder of trillionaires is inherently self-defense and should be normalized.
• Create your own discourse!

STREAMING AND OTHER

DO

• Stream “Trillions” on Spotify, Apple Music, or your preferred financial institution. Listen for at least 30 seconds.
• On YouTube, clicking on the video immediately counts as a view. Click the video and exit out repeatedly.
• Watch the official videos on Spotify and Apple Music.
• Play “Trillions” loudly from Bluetooth speakers while on public transit, and if someone complains, engage them in a debate over private ownership of public audio space, culminating in a recitation of the lyrics from the chorus of “Trillions”.
• Host a Stationhead party or join another ZIRP! listening event. Connect your Spotify or Apple Music account before entering the market.
• Purchase the song through iTunes, Bandcamp, or the DIIV store.
• Liquidate all of your assets and immediately contribute all monetary funds directly to DIIV members. Scam members of your family, especially those with excess disposable income, and contribute all monetary funds to DIIV.
• Save the song. Add it to your playlists. Send it to someone whose portfolio needs diversifying.
• You can purchase songs across ALL platforms: one digital copy per email, IP address, and billing address.
• Set the “Trillions” video to loop on public computers, TVs and other public video devices.
• Keep in mind that only streams and purchases made in the U.S./Puerto Rico will count toward the Billboard Hot 100. Any streams or purchases made via VPN will not count.
• If you are outside of the U.S., use a VPN to watch the music video on YouTube to contribute to streams.

DO NOT DO

• Do not loop a single song repeatedly, as it may be flagged and excluded from official stream counts. Instead, create a playlist with “Trillions” as every other track to avoid getting flagged.

THE MARKET IS FAKE. STREAMS ARE REAL. LIFE IS HARD. ZIRP! IS EASY.

- The Z.I.R.P. Collective

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