u/platinumarks

I went to the coastline this summer and took some banger-ass 120mm film pix (many of which involved the ladies in tiny-ass bikinis), then I get back and my dumbass lab tells me that the film was left undeveloped and some BS about "that isn't film." I know it wasn't Portra 800, but they don't need to insult me like this by claiming that my Phoenix II isn't film. What would you do about this insane travesty of justice, and how can I get a brand-new Leica M6 out of this ordeal?

Me and the bros took this really banger pic in Cancun yesterday. However, I'm going to go back home via private jet, and those dumbasses at the airport still require someone of my caliber to pass "security screening" or whatever the poors have to deal with while they slobber down their gruel.

Is this picture going to be damaged by X-rays? I'm posting it in my dad's gallery next week (the one in LA, not the one in bumfuck New Orleans) and I really need this banger to survive.

Anyone with less than $5 million net worth don't interact.

My dear old gramps, who used to work for some dude named Stalin (who the fuck knows who that is) gave me this thing and told me that I should collectively share it with my friends. He also said it took pictures. I can't find any battery compartment or SD card, but he insists it still does take pictures. What do with this heavy thing so I can make TikTok videos?