u/plaugedoctrwithradar

Expanding on these because I can’t fit all the info in the title.

Peanut butter: You have to cover yourself in peanut butter (or any other condiment) and then be a public nuisance for 15 minutes. You will have to do this once a month. The 15 minute timer starts after you have covered yourself up and have actively started being a public nuisance. You are basically copying those weirdos who do this on IG reels and tiktok.

Poorly modified car: This will be your daily driver, and it has to be something lame like a Hyundai Elantra or a Chevy Cruze, you can’t get a decent car, has to be something lame. You will have to “straight pipe” it, so you remove all mufflers, resonators, and catalytic converters, which make it incredibly loud without even sounding good. You have to modify it with the “AutoZone special”. Spiked plastic lug nuts, fake carbon fiber, “racing stripes”, window louvers, etc… You have to make this vehicle as ugly as possible, you are not allowed any good quality modifications, everything must make it as gaudy and annoying as possible.

Both of these will be permanent for life things. You will always have to drive the worlds most annoying car everyday (and replace it with a similar one when it breaks), OR every month you will be a copy cat of those public nuisance streamers that film themselves being annoying in public while covered in peanut butter.

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I got in a car accident in mid January, my injuries were very minor but I still had to go to the doctor. The total bill for the doctor’s visit was about $500, I sent the information to my insurance (Progressive) they said they would pay it, and then I thought nothing of it.

Then I started getting emails, texts, and letters from the doctor’s office saying that the bill wasn’t paid. I called my insurance to ask them why it wasn’t paid and they said “Because we didn’t receive your medical records from the visit”. So I resent them the itemized bill and sent everything else related to the visit, they said that I had sent the correct documents.

2 weeks go by and I get a letter in mail saying that “we have not revived the medical records”, I then called them asking them to specify. They just kept saying “we just need the medical records”, they refused to specify what qualified as medical records. So I then sent anything and everything even tangentially related to that doctors visit, they then said that they got the documents and that these should be satisfactory.

In the mean time I called the doctor’s office to tell them that I’m not trying to avoid payments, and that my insurance company is being difficult. Over the phone I went over what documents I sent and they confirmed to me that anything that could even be related to that appointment has already been sent to my insurance company. They told me they appreciated me being honest and trying to get things solved, but that they would have to send to me to collections if they didn’t get paid in the next 3 weeks.

2 weeks later (now today), I got another letter saying that they still haven’t received my medical records. At this point in at a loss. I’ve sent literally anything related to the visit, the doctors office confirmed that I did, and multiple times my insurance has said that I have sent satisfactory documents only to then turn around and say that they haven’t received the required documents.

They are out of office so I can’t call them until tomorrow. I’m at a genuine loss of what to do. Is progressive known to play games like this, has anyone dealt with this before? Is there some mystery document that they want, or are they just vaguely saying “medical records” in a deliberate attempt to avoid paying?