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What if it was Ferris Boner's Gay-off and it was a contest between him and Cam to see who could suck Cam's dad's dick first?? Oh, and Sloan is just a beard.
u/prolificimpregnator — 1 day ago
Getting railed by dudes but then going home to your wife? I invented that. Turns out it had already been invented, but I arrived at it independently!
u/prolificimpregnator — 3 days ago
▲ 57 r/cooladam
Come over, bro. I'll rail you in the ass. It'll be great.
u/prolificimpregnator — 6 days ago
▲ 64 r/cooladam
Watching people get banned for gay/goon posting on other subs
u/prolificimpregnator — 8 days ago
▲ 6 r/cooladam
It's called "communication accommodation theory" , T. It makes 'em all talk gay to be part of the in-group.
u/prolificimpregnator — 8 days ago
▲ 2 r/cooladam
Amazon selling "skin colored" kinesiology tape alongside "skin+black"
u/prolificimpregnator — 8 days ago
▲ 12 r/cooladam
What if instead of being an introspective, moving, occasionally surreal narrative meditation, it was just a bunch of guys being gay in the deep woods?
u/prolificimpregnator — 8 days ago
▲ 37 r/cooladam
Isn't it about time this guy starts a YouTube channel explaining being gay?
u/prolificimpregnator — 9 days ago
▲ 30 r/cooladam
"Ok, how about we're allowed to depict him, but he's always glazed in cum?"
u/prolificimpregnator — 11 days ago
▲ 14 r/cooladam
What if instead of she it was he and it wasn't an abomination to the Lord? (As told in the book of DUDEronomy)
u/prolificimpregnator — 11 days ago
▲ 8 r/cooladam
What if it was Cumball and Dickwin? And also Anais was a dude named Anus? Also all of them are gay.
u/prolificimpregnator — 12 days ago
▲ 35 r/cooladam
Remember, mon capitan, I could have easily assumed the form of a woman. But we both know this is what you want.
u/prolificimpregnator — 14 days ago