u/prolificimpregnator

What if it was Ferris Boner's Gay-off and it was a contest between him and Cam to see who could suck Cam's dad's dick first?? Oh, and Sloan is just a beard.

u/prolificimpregnator — 1 day ago
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Getting railed by dudes but then going home to your wife? I invented that. Turns out it had already been invented, but I arrived at it independently!

u/prolificimpregnator — 3 days ago

It's called "communication accommodation theory" , T. It makes 'em all talk gay to be part of the in-group.

u/prolificimpregnator — 8 days ago

What if instead of being an introspective, moving, occasionally surreal narrative meditation, it was just a bunch of guys being gay in the deep woods?

u/prolificimpregnator — 8 days ago

What if instead of she it was he and it wasn't an abomination to the Lord? (As told in the book of DUDEronomy)

u/prolificimpregnator — 11 days ago

Remember, mon capitan, I could have easily assumed the form of a woman. But we both know this is what you want.

u/prolificimpregnator — 14 days ago