u/punkcocker

They're zipping around, crazily. The reason the Mega-rich Maniacs are so comfortable up there is 'cause they built that apocalyptic wasteland.

u/punkcocker — 6 days ago

Start packing on those pounds because the only doll that poops, then lies about it doesn't have farts in her head anymore. Taylor Craps. She still craps. She still lies. They just fired the guy that was farting in all the doll heads at the factory.

u/punkcocker — 8 days ago

Let's say you're at work and they push a child sex ring without asking, which shouldn't be allowed. Cut to, you got three inches of presidential dick stuffed down your throat and no one gives a SHIT.

u/punkcocker — 10 days ago

That's what my wife says every time I have to pee. And I say, "I'm just gonna pee again in ten minutes." What am I gonna do, flush again? It's just piss.

u/punkcocker — 12 days ago