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still can’t believe am still alive, so my dad bought some pastries form a pastry near our place, and when i took mine to eat it he was like give me a bite, some times i would piss him off by taking the first bite then give it to him but this time thank god i didn’t, the side with the razor blade was facing me but i was holding it like a sandwich so i didn’t see it but when i handed it to him it faced the ceiling so everybody saw it. and then we were silent for a hole minute before realising what happened