u/randumb9999

Image 1 — They tried their best I guess?
Image 2 — They tried their best I guess?
Image 3 — They tried their best I guess?

They tried their best I guess?

The customer said that his kids were screwing around and broke a pipe on the hot tub. I show up and see this masterpiece. I look at the customer and he says "yeah, they tried to fix it. I started cutting the tape off and found that under the duct tape there was a roll's worth of white masking tape. Beneath the white tape was a roll's worth of blue masking tape. They must have been there for an hour trying to wrap tape around an active geyser.

u/randumb9999 — 3 days ago

Found my new "Porn Name"

Got called out to a customer that got a brand new tub. Electrical is already hooked up. All I have to do is fill it, bleed the air from the pumps, check for leaks and add chems. This is what I found when I flipped the breaker. It's pretty difficult to screw up the spelling of TUB but when you do, make it fucking funny.

u/randumb9999 — 2 months ago

What insurance do you have on your work trucks? I had Arrow insurance for years until they fucked me over a year or so ago. I always paid on time and never made a claim. My payment date was usually the middle of the month. I logged into my account and tried to make my payment. The problem was it said my account was closed. I had been driving around for 2 weeks without insurance. I called them and asked what the hell happened? She said that I didn't make my payment on time. I said that my payment date was the 20th and this is the 15th. I'm not late. She said that it was time for my policy renewal and that it was due on the 1st of the month. She said that I could re apply but my payment would be an extra $100 per month for the new policy. It looks like that was their way of removing less profitable policies. Like I said I had them for years. My work truck and the wife's car were on the policy with full coverage in California for around $160 per month. I ended up going with State Farm for $250 per month with full coverage.

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u/randumb9999 — 4 months ago