u/reborn_bakasura712

Bros the cosmos straight up declared open war on my existence today. I m genuinely convinced this is Thulthul and his cartel performing black magic on me. Yaar, if this is ur doing, I surrender to the thulthul gang. I will retire from the anti Thulthul propaganda department.

The day started with my gf(ex now)texting me that she wasn't feeling it anymore. Said the spark had evaporated , I mean what can I even say? I hve barely had time for her coz of these exams. I called her thinking we'd at least end things on decent terms.

But Nyooooo.

The conversation speedran straight into a disaster and we broke up.

I was already in the library when all this happened so I thought Fine , We ball blaadiee, Opened an SBI PO live mock. The literal second I reached the Reasoning section, the electricity rage quit. Gone. Vanished. Evaporated from existence.

It came back after almost an hour. I had already lost my motivation by then

So thought I would eat my fav momo

Reached my favourite thela

nd the MCD apparently had the exact same GPS coordinates.

Blaadie, they were conducting a full-blown raid. They told him to remove his thela , I saw him getting emotional , I got emotional coz I didn't get to eat momo yaar.

Already mentally in the trenches, I started walking back.

Now there's this cutie patootie from my locality. We hve never exchanged a single word. Don't even know each other's names. We just smile whenever we cross paths.

But nyoo

Today, destiny chose violence.

My sinus was blocked so right as I saw her I tried clearing my nose.

Bros brutality happened again

My nose deployed enough liquid to qualify as municipal water supply.

Poore aura ka laura ho gaya yaar

I somehow patched together the remaining fragments of my dignity and crawled back to the library.

Surely the day couldn't get any worse.

Yeahh well that's what I thought

But nyooo Wrong.

I carry like 4 water bottles every day so I practically have VIP membership to the library washroom.

Walked in

Some absolute visionary had recreated Picasso's entire artistic legacy inside the toilet yaar. There was no water, no flush, no hope, no civilization left.

I did a perfect military grade tactical retreat.

The moment I stepped outside, this hag who looked like she was preparing for NEET PG stared directly at me with the expression of someone who had already delivered the guilty verdict.

She definitely thought I was the artist behind that biological installation.

Bros

Phirse aura ka laura ho gaya

Brutality pe brutality ho rahi bros .

I m sorry to thulthul and his gang members , I lost , you win .

Are all GA teachers naturally gifted at provoking the irresistible urge to punch them in the face or is this guy just a special case

Blaadie, he's genuinely making my ADHD condition even worse. The guy keeps jumping from one topic to another right in the middle of explaining a concept just for the sake of explaining (Tara Sutaria, then fufa chacha tau keechad Disha Patani Tiger Shroff yaar, apun ko cry aa raha hai.

It's not even like he's explaining some insanely deep concept. Everyone in this nation has a chronic yapping addiction.

Aggghhhhhh Eng used to be one of the scoring sections in IBPS PO Mains(I guess) and now they hve gone ahead and slashed its weightage. WTH yaar.

Blaadie why r they playing with my emotions? What did I ever do to you, yaar, IBPS PO chan?

Yaar, apun ko toh rona aa raha hai. The English bros just keep taking Ls while the Quant gang keeps farming Ws.

I m convinced Thulthul must have read my posts, got personally offended and instructed his secret bankwa higher post examiner insider to change the pattern out of pure spite.

This is my new cope.

I hate you Thulthul for doing this to me.

Somebody scored 30/30 in quants in this exam , now that i am looking at the questions , maybe i could have atleast scored 15 marks but i still can't comprehend how somebody can score 30/30 in quants . In eng , the highest was around 27.75 something .

What is the ideal score in Sbi clerk mains quant like what exactly is considered as a really good score ?

Yaar bloody as much as I hate to admit it, I genuinely think Harshal's Quant mocks are actually exam relevant. I just attempted the Infinitesimal Quant mocks as well and those too feel pretty much in sync with the actual exam.

Blaadie I m probably gonna shift to these mocks only from now on. I'll attempt live mocks from the other platforms just to gauge where I actually stand preparation-wise.

Also watched the Veteran channel's live mock attempt video. It felt like there were way too many one liner questions. The overall level honestly looked pretty easy.

What do you guys think? Is it actually happening this time or are the utube penny slave clickbait merchants milking us gwareeb, unemployed aspirants for ad revenue yet again?

I genuinely hope it does happen. The only downside is that a lot of people who are already selected in banks still show up for these exams making the competition even more brutal.

But regardless of that, I really want this exam to be announced.

>Are bhaiya , 250 gm cringe dena , breakup huye 35 saal ho gaye hai , i have completely forgotten how it tastes.

> Arey ye kyaa uncle , ye to zeher hai

< Chalo beta ab comment section me sab fire bana do

We are gonna make it , best of luck to all my bros and sisters here

Can anyone confirm whether last year's SBI PO Prelims English section actually had 2 RCs? Bloody hell, the English and Quant sections in these mocks feel absolutely brutal. Quant and reasoning might still be somewhat representative of the actual exam but I m genuinely not sure about English.

Like how genuinely vile and disgusting do u have to be to constantly pull this control freak nonsense? Sometimes I seriously think this budhha boomer has spent his entire life feeling powerless and fundamentally unwanted so now every tiny interaction becomes a pathetic little power trip to compensate. Because there's no way someone this chronically insufferable behaves like this without carrying decades of unresolved insecurity under the hood.

And bhai, the optics are not helping either. Dude is in his 30s looking like a sleep deprived 50 saal ka buddha with a face so inflated it genuinely looks like someone pumped an entire birthday balloon factory into it. No wonder the bitterness leaks through every sentence.

“Arey beta live nahi dekha? Maine bola tha live dekho, ab private kar diya, itni mehnat karta hoon aapke liye, ab bhukto.” Buddhey boomer bh∆dw∆y nobody wants to sit through hours of ur self congratulatory yapping, listening to u romanticize 16 hour grind sessions nd compare yourself to Virat Kohli like some productivity messiah. What kind of terminal boomer delusion even makes that comparison sound reasonable inside ur own head buddhey , like are u seriously an IITIAN, IITIAN's don't behave like that (atleast the ones I met , those who are genuinely talented unlike ur boomer A$$ budhhey) . I hope u r reading this.

This is peak vishwaguru land syndrome: glorifying endless grinding in things ppl don’t even like doing, then acting morally superior over surviving it. U r not spiritually elevated, u r just fortunate that ur aptitude accidentally aligned with market demand in this country. That's it. In any other country, u wud have been beaten up to a pulp by now for the sheer amount of nonsense u spew and the way u constantly berate others just for existing.

And honestly, the constant passive aggression screams unresolved bullying trauma. The perpetual need to belittle others feels less like confidence and more like a defensive shell built by someone who spent years getting humbled by others and never emotionally recovered from it.

Buddhe, abhi bhi time hai. Sudhar jaa