"Deltarune fans can't read!" "Media literacy is dead!"

I love Deltarune fans' thought-terminating clichés for when they can't explain why they disagree. I love it when Deltarune fans will call you a drooling moron to your face because it's an epic fandom meme (that was popularised by an alleged sex pest)

Yes there's dumb shit out there. But I near-exclusively see this meme from mean-spirited people who think they're at the height of textual analysis (they're not) and if they don't understand something or disagree with something, it must be because it's stupid. Which is kinda ironic.

You don't like this? You're an idiot. You interpret this vague foreshadowing differently to me? You're an idiot. You don't agree with fandom consensus? You're an idiot.

I accept that most internet discourse is shit slinging at its core, but this kind of shit is so sour and unhelpful. I genuinely enjoy slightly esoteric viewpoints about themes and symbols, but the fandom's pretty good at shitting on anything that's slightly unusual. Mention one specific removed animation and people will kill you because they don't understand what you're trying to say.

It might surprise you to read that I've never actually had "deltarune fans can't read" slung at me personally. It's just that I've seen it around and it gets me that some 14 year old fandom lieutenant thinks they're a genius and the people actually trying to talk about the game are morons. This is an impotent post that only someone with a terminal twitter addiction could have written.

u/redditpeopledisgustm — 2 months ago

I don't care for the six flowers

I'm here because I feel like you can't post about feeling meh on the flowers anywhere. They're all one note characters with simple, colourful designs, basically premade to be someone's glorbo. This means that if you post about not liking one — say, Aqua — a roleplay account will reply with "uuuuuu I can't hear you I'm playing with hecking knives 🤪" and get one million updoots for le wholesome fandom dunk.

But I just don't care for them. Aqua and Seth are the fan favourites, the ones with the most screentime, and my least favourites. Aqua is just the quirky gremlin child trope, no subversion. Does absolutely nothing for me. You can take the "w" out all you want, I know that "uuuuuu" is just an "uwu" in disguise. Seth is a put-upon nerd. Like Alphys and Berdly? Again? The fact that they eat up so much screentime together just moves them down in my estimation.

I'm going to be honest I do fuck with Green. They also have one gag but it doesn't eat at the screentime and it works on me.

I want to like Yellow. Friend Inside Me constantly running offstage to off himself should provide some explosive, dark humour, but the execution was lacking. The gag is so overworked (think of the big signs above the doors), it only gets me sometimes like the sudden blood smears jumpscare. I like his relationship with Blue, they both have chill vibes and stay around long enough to not get boring. It helps that the Ace Attorney boss fight was the best of the flower boss fights from a gameplay and story perspective (except for Flowery and Pink if she counts). I guess Blue and Yellow are joint second favourite by default.

Orange seems to be everyone's least favourite easily. I'm not going to say she's secretly the best or anything, it just kinda confuses me because she isn't any more or less shallow than the rest of them. I feel neutral about these things.

I know the clapback: Toby Fox couldn't have created seven whole characters with deep interiority and never-before-seen dynamics. To which I say: nobody forced him to set up the chapter that way. He could have consolidated or come up with stuff that was less boilerplate. My point of comparison for side characters is the Lanino/Elnina/Rouxls sideplot from Chapter 3. They're not fascinating characters either, but that subplot was always pulling crazy developments and dialogue gems ("battle throuple") out. The flowers are so much weaker by comparison.

I used "don't care" in the title because I don't hate these characters. I like Chapter 5. I just feel they didn't live up to the rest of the cast of Deltarune and felt myself getting negatively polarised by a fandom that loves to spew hysterical positivity the second something gets criticised.

u/redditpeopledisgustm — 2 months ago

Political compass of British West End theatre

I like all of these to varying degrees (ok I'm going to be real I haven't seen six) this is not a slander post, I just had this idea and needed to make it

u/redditpeopledisgustm — 2 months ago

Jesus Christ Superstar Onstage Standing Ticket Trip Report

I promised to post about my experience with the standing tickets at Jesus Christ Superstar, so here it is. I was there for the first performance, if you saw a guy with glasses and curly hair that could do with a cut — that was me!

Please note that this was my subjective experience at one early performance and stuff might change. Your experience might be different to mine so please don't take the more subjective stuff here as gospel.

The seats themselves: The seats are divided evenly across the bases of the three structures at the back of the stage that the staff called "towers". One stage left, one stage right and one in the middle. The tower you get is decided by your place in the queue as you enter backstage: if you're in the front third of the queue, you go to the stage right tower, the middle of the queue goes to the middle tower, and the back goes to the stage left tower.

The space where you stand is divided by a step. The idea is that everybody gets a good view whether they're lower down at the front or behind on the step. I'm average height and was stood behind someone for both acts and had no problems, but it isn't difficult to imagine a tall person at the front causing problems. I have no idea if the chaperones would step in to stop that, but tonight our positions were just wherever we ended up when they let us walk in.

Also — you are not guaranteed to get the same tower or position for Act 1 and Act 2. In the interval, everybody leaves the stage to go back into a corridor. If you leave to go to the toilet or visit the bar, you will lose your place in the queue and probably end up in the back with the stage left tower. Apparently they will split up groups if one person leaves the queue and another stays. I went on my own, and left the queue and ended up changing towers. This isn't inherently a bad thing: I can honestly say that I preferred stage left to my original space stage right. The difference probably isn't worth trying to manipulate which tower you get, though.

Sightlines: The view of the main stage is perfect. You will miss some things when actors sing on the towers directly above you but generally nothing massive. The biggest thing for me was not seeing Judas for a lot of Damned For All Time in Act 1, which he sang directly above me on the stage right tower. On a more obvious note: yeah, there's some staring at the back of heads. Not as much as I expected, actually, but you don't have to be Andrew Lloyd Webber to guess that Jesus is going to go downstage to sing Gethsemane. I would hope that isn't a surprise to people who booked.

Volume and heat: A big part of the standing agreement warns you it will be loud and hot. I was actually worried about the sound and got the optional ear plugs when they were offered round. I didn't use them. The volume was never a problem for me and it stays at about the same level throughout. The ride back home on the tube was ten times worse. I imagine this disclaimer is mostly for people with sensory issues or other conditions which I can't speak to. If you're still worried then you can take the ear buds when offered and put them in your pockets like I did.

It is hot, but it could be worse. Personally, it felt like spending a low thirties British summer day indoors. A bit sticky, but manageable. Take the free water bottle just in case.

Miscellaneous: The workers were all great, both front of house and backstage. Letting a bunch of randoms onstage could easily get stressful and I half-expected a little sternness because of that. I didn't see any. Everybody was very helpful and welcoming, I have no complaints.

During The Temple, some performers walked through the standing space from behind me and walked to the front. I didn't know it was going to happen, and I feel like I might have been a little slow on the uptake to let someone through from behind me. It was only a couple of seconds, but I would have rather known it was coming. Still, I would rather that little awkwardness than not having this moment.

There are 75 onstage tickets per show, 8 shows a week, for a run thats over 2 months long. At some point in the run, someone's probably going to faint or have a medical episode. I wondered about this before I saw the setup, and seeing it in person, I think the show will probably be able to keep running in most cases. It's easy to enter and exit the areas and the stage chaperone is always present in case something happens.

To subjectively review the experience: it was one of the best nights at the theatre I've ever had. Some of that might be first performance hype (maybe Gethsemane isn't going to get a prolonged standing ovation in the stalls *every* night of the run) and I'm not a critic, but I really loved the show, and being so close only elevated it. I'm praying to Sam Ryder that some onstage tickets get freed up in returns. If you have an onstage ticket and your experience is like mine, you'll have a great time.

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u/redditpeopledisgustm — 4 months ago

Any word on Jesus Christ Superstar standing tickets?

I got an impulse standing ticket for Jesus Christ Superstar's opening night tomorrow. I was wondering if anyone has any info about the positioning, sightlines etc? Checked on Instagram and the main website and couldn't find much.

I know all the details from the website: hot, long, sightlines won't be perfect. Just wondered if anyone got any extra nuggets from inquiries?

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u/redditpeopledisgustm — 4 months ago

How it feels to finish a pacifist run of Undertale Yellow by killing Ceroba without a second thought

I prefer the endings that don't have a fox woman psychologically manipulating a child to death, but to each their own

u/redditpeopledisgustm — 4 months ago

Liberals keep hating on my secretive paramilitary that has no democratic oversight despite receiving government funding and powers of arrest, what should I do? (Pic is me, 61F)

My current plan is to hope that someone that criticises me turns out to be an ableist misogynist who shoots people so that the argument look bad by association, but I'm open to suggestions.

u/redditpeopledisgustm — 5 months ago

Anyone else sick of toxic, masculine men criticising how the Fifteenth Doctor cries in every episode?

I can't take this right now for fucks sake... I'm going back to bluesky...

u/redditpeopledisgustm — 5 months ago