

The squirrel powering the FGO NA servers when more than 20 people login:
Which DAA would you rather get eaten by if you had to pick
I feel like getting eaten by that one mf who’s a living forest or whatever the fuck would at least be interesting. Do you think the spider mf eats the same way real spiders do? That’s presumably an unpleasant experience if so. Primate Murder would probably at least slime you out really fast right? Idk
“Bro the Tachie route would be so peak” the peak in question:
Whole damn thing was a ploy by Alaya to buff her favorite workhorse
Why is Perseus still trapped in Prototype? Is Nasu racist?
Guda self inserter son or Gil x Saber shipper daughter? You cannot kill yourself
Fate writers will look you dead in the eyes and say with a completely straight face that this woman is fat
Are they stupid
Yu Phas is kind and benevolent deity who has absolutely nothing to do with Balor or the apocalypse, don’t fall for the propaganda
Summer Dante and Lilith confirmed, the moment of HIS arrival is nigh
Rate my Summer Servants/Costumes Wishlist (not a prediction)
If we even get 2 or 3 of these guys this year I’ll be stoked tbh. My only actual prediction is that we’re probably getting Summer Lilith
Niche cross-fandom joke that will get 15 upvotes
Galahadposting Versus XIII
Possibly the penultimate Galahadpost, we shall see
“You are hereby sentenced to your favorite mythical/historical figure being a female servant drawn by Raita”
“Furthermore she shall be only mildly interesting in her introduction before becoming a lobotomized Guda simp in all subsequent appearances. If you’re convicted of any further offenses we may even be forced to consider giving her a summer alt drawn by Takeuchi. Shut up, I don’t care if you’d rather have the death penalty. Get the fuck out of my court.”