u/rich_moab

Loud and proud, we're Compensator UTV, USA-based and ready to hit Moab in September with the new Compensator UTV product line.

Our "bespoke but not woke" UTVs feature NO mufflers or spark arrestors of any kind. Rollin' with ear protection? Our 10,000 watt sound system enables you to hear your favorite tunes even with your ear protection on. EIGHT flag mounts on the back and SIX mounts for your LEDs. Comfy seats with built-in Febreze dispensers. Room for TWO king size Yeti coolers out back. The tiniest brake, tail, and signal lights money can buy - but are they dim, you ask? Sheee-it, hells yeah they're dim!! Tiny and dim is our specialty.

We don't make a 4-seater 'cause if you got four people you know you should be rollin' and roarin' in two Compensator UTVs! Financing available, so what's yer excuse?

Visit our demo tent at Wendy's and get a free Baconator when you schedule a demo (demo cost is only $250/hour). Dates to be announced soon on our website.

More publicity for Moab, just not the usual kind.

https://www.worldatlas.com/cities/american-towns-tourists-ruined.html

Edit: This is just something amusing that came up in my news feed. Just thought I'd share it.

E-bikes, the UTVs of the mountain bike trails, have created some geometric artwork to share with everyone on and around the Brands Trails, with the largest collection of exhibits near the Bar M Loop. Go out and have a look, the displays will be up for...years.

Edit: This post was meant to be a rant, a venting, with a salty title and post body. Not a debate about whether or not these tracks are from e-bikes. Because...you fucking KNOW they are!! 😂😂 Okay now you e-bike "same workout" bruhs can have at it.