u/saxbophone

Draw a crazy drunk engineer (with wine glass full of cider in hand) gaily testing smartphones in bathwater with absolute raucous abandon.

u/saxbophone — 28 days ago

Thomas the Tank Engine but he was unable to push the DeLorean up to 88mph so instead Doc and Marty get reïncarnated as tank engines to hopefully find another way to get back to 1985

u/saxbophone — 2 months ago

Thomas the Tank Engine but he's now a perpetually-drunk, black-and-red suited crazy cabaret singer-dancer

u/saxbophone — 2 months ago

Tiny moisture farmers mining as much salt out of a giant house-sized watermelon that they can before the two suns set

u/saxbophone — 2 months ago

The sigil of House Mollywander, a bronze fish wearing a monk's habit leaping out of a dull stream, green mountains in the background. Words: "integrity over contempt"

u/saxbophone — 2 months ago

Various famous film scenes but the scene is being stalked by a character named Deepcoat Motte

u/saxbophone — 2 months ago

Locomotive who is convinced he is actually that spiky blue-haired weasel from those computer games

u/saxbophone — 2 months ago

Satirical IKEA instructions for John Hammond showing him how to avoid accidentally cloning dinosaurs and making a Jurassic Park by mistake

u/saxbophone — 3 months ago