u/seggsdge — reddlx

Jackie stealing the monkey(s) is way too convenient for Alex B.

At the exact moment there's uncertainty over whether there's one or two monkeys, Jackie comes in the night and takes it (or them).

James Drake kept saying they took "the monkey" and Alex B said "monkeys." The monkey we saw earlier in the day with James Drake was obviously Luna and they were calling her Benji. Alex B wants us to believe she took both monkeys, but it was only Luna.

All I'm saying is that this works out very well for Alex B's delusional narrative. There's no more "Where's Benji?" messages to block. Was he in on all this? "Jackie, come take the monkey and make it look like a robbery, I won't press charges."

According to Alex B, he's not pressing charges. Jackie's mistake was messing with James Drakes and Alex B's new BBL Melissa, and they are pressing charges.

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u/seggsdge — 15 hours ago

▲ 24 r/fishtankdotlive

Melissa Let Jackie Walk Through The Door. Our MonkeyKingCobra Wept....

Melissa, the housekeeper and Alex B's new BBL, showed no loyalty to the Monkey King Cobra Kai last night and let Jackie walk right through the door.

She showed cowardice in the face of danger -- failing to protect our Cobra Kai Leader's possessions. A True Kai would put their life on the line. FIGHT WITH YOUR LIFE FOR THE MONKEY KING!!!!! O7O7O7O7

Again, Alex B is betrayed by the ones he holds closest. And in a brief moment of weakness, Our Monkey King wept...

Today we celebrate our nation, but let us not forget (and take a moment to reflect on) Alex B's sacrifices.

u/seggsdge — 1 day ago

▲ 13 r/cobrapit

Alex B Rises... End the Weird Shit.

Skintags is unemployed

Jet is broke

Binx and Mizzy stream to 60 viewers combined

Milkdud is dying of AIDS

Walkers, your days are numbered... Big things are coming. Jackie left with her 5 million secured. Benji's power grows by the second. Momma B set him up with a streamer house on Lake Michigan.... Walkers don't know what's coming... Just image Fishtank with 190 mil.

You walkers don't realize that his monkeys are like his children. He knows more about monkeys than any of you.

We are ending the Weird Shit: no more family talk, no more monkey grape TTS, no more flubbing bishops. We're bringing the cobra kai mentality... The fruity butt plug boys era is over. And, we're bringing the k-word back. Support the troops, back the blue, Trump is our president.

Alex B Monkey King Cobra Kai Clan - you're either with us or against us.

Ooo aaa aaa, motherfuckers.... o7o7o7

u/seggsdge — 6 days ago

▲ 4 r/askaplumber

A plumber left a few hours ago saying he replaced the flapper and something else. At the time he left there was no sound or leak into the bowl.

I've been dealing with this issue for over a month and finally got my landlord to send a plumber, and now the issue is even worse. The sound is so annoying.

I'm trying to call the plumbing company, but I wanted to get some outside input on what's going on. Thanks.

u/seggsdge — 2 months ago