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Just had my mint, fenugreek, cloves and thyme tea. Can’t wait for the evening to brew my apple, cinnamon and Silver Needle.

And why are you standing by him? Why are you walking next to him?

Just because he had to wash my feet. I’ve been called a Jezebel too so what does this mean for me

1. The only people I find ugly are the ones that have done me wrong.
2. The vocal fry is painfully unbearable.
3. Cigarette stink is only bad if you smoke a pack a day or smoke in the rain.
4. Girls with box dye hair (the hydrogen peroxide bleach blondes) are nicer than perfect blondes (they take themselves too seriously).
5. I will never take plan b for a man again.
6. Most men are genuinely weak and dumb beyond comprehension.
7. I can’t be in a room with too much testosterone.
8. Gym bros look like kangaroos when they flex.
9. I might become a bad mom but I need to slow down my ego before that.
10. Beware of the anorexia to orthorexia pipeline.
11. You HAVE to connect with nature not in a woo woo way but give back to what has made you.
12. Don’t let your social media turn you into a consumer.
13. I really dgaf.
14. Nobody should give a fuck about celebrity gossip.

Every time I reset my IG algorithm, I’m bombarded with softcore porn and sometimes actual porn. Made me realize I’ve been using IG a lot less due to that. No hate to those girls cause hustle is hustle. 10/10 song.