u/shit_grease

Because holy shit.

You are literally the most irrelevant enemy in your own chapter. The only thing going for you is your design. Nobody actually thinks you have an interesting gimmick, nor does anybody think you’re fun to go up against. You only appear in ONE COMMUNITY STAGE. That’s how little anybody cares about you. If not for Speed of Light, we’d have to actually WAIT UNTIL CHAPTER 5 RELEASED in order to torture you in Sandbox.

You are not even the worst enemy in the Chapter, nor are you even difficult to go up against, yet you still find a way to be ANNOYING in every stage you appear in, just wanting to be the toughguy, the MAIN CHARACTER.

Literally every Zombie enemy we’ve seen up to this point has been MALE, or at the very least ANDROGYNOUS. (And no, I’m not counting female battlers who get turned into Zombie, cause that shit don’t fly)

WHERE THE HOT ZOMBIE GIRLS AT??

COMPLETE AND UTTER SAUSAGE FEST.