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There's a rumor going around among university students at uniovi that a professor accidentally killed his own baby.
It all started when a chemical engineering student found an old news article about a man who was home alone taking care of his newborn baby while his wife went grocery shopping, but due to the father's carelessness, he dropped the baby on the new dining table the couple had bought, leaving the baby decapitated. The article said that the father had escaped and was missing, and when the student saw the image of the killer father, she felt like she had seen that person before, in fact, that she had even spoken to him. After thinking about it a lot, she realized that the father who had dropped his child looked exactly like her computer fundamentals professor. The next day she went to class and couldn't stop thinking about how much they resembled each other. Days later she decided to tell her friends, and they also saw the incredible resemblance. They started theorizing that the murderer could be a long-lost twin of their professor, but quickly dismissed that idea because their Python professor already had a twin brother, so one of them had to be the killer. They started paying close attention to his behavior during classes, and the thought that their professor might be a murderer became more real. He was a very cold person, showing no facial or body expressions that indicated any emotion, always speaking in the same tone of voice. They thought he might be depressed since he seemed like he didn't want to live, as if he regretted a past act… The IQ students never found out the truth and didn't want to know it, so they stopped going to class out of fear of what might happen to them.
This legend isn't very well-known since they didn't want to spread the rumor too much because the chemistry department is very small, and their professor and possible murderer could find out about it, but it left a few students in the chemistry department scared. Although not many know the truth, everyone agrees that attending his classes is a torture, which is why most of them, even if they don't know the story, never go. They say the air feels heavy, they struggle to breathe, suddenly feel tired, have headaches, and even nausea, something similar to what happened to the Argentinians in the final.
If you've made it this far, you're probably wondering who this is about. Well, if you ever hear about P. Neruda, never ask about him. After reading this story, you know everything you need to know about him. And if you're new to chemical engineering in Oviedo, be careful, or if you've already attended one of his fundamentals classes, please share your experience.
none of this is true, it's all a joke, it's just that the guy looks like someone from a really bad movie and it makes me laugh, that's all