u/sigmagrindset8282

I am 19M; 6’3; Godly hair; average physique; studying CompSci. And today I beat the brakes off of a light rail inspector.

So you know, I was just chilling, biding my time as per on the light rail. And then, the boys in black slacks (inspectors) and waisted water bottle clips walk in brandishing their phone scanners and scanning opal cards in a tripartite fashion. And for once, I said “F*ck it” and I didn’t get off. So I’m staring them down, they inch closer to me with each clank of the light rail’s wheels across the track. And me? I’m fucking stone cold, itching for them to get in range.

“Hey mate, just che-“

BOOOOOM

Hit his ass square in the nose, the recoil sends him straight onto his arse. The other two come at me, same story more or less. I spin kick one and choke slamthe other. They ended up giving themselves fines and I was granted free travel for life with a golden opal card

Me to the UNSW Chancellor:

“Ngl, I’m gonna take a nap, lmk”

Chancellor: “🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬”