u/sterz64
▲ 85 r/ThePaper
"I counted 2." Classic Oscar.
Oscar: Esmeralda, you know what? So what? So what if you didn't win tonight? You made it to the stage a couple of times.
Esmeralda: Three
Oscar: I counted 2
u/sterz64 — 7 days ago
▲ 24 r/ThePaper
Which paper? News or toilet?
Hey, hey, hey! We do not have door money!
u/sterz64 — 12 days ago