u/syscalling

Ever since a few days ago, the water bottle on my work desk has been talking to me, and it is always at the strangest moments imaginable. It started four days ago when I was working from home, as the office is currently closed due to safety concerns, which I won't get into. The water bottle verbally told me to get out of my room for 35 seconds, then come back. I didn't think much of it and thought I hallucinated, so I didn't do it. However, a day later, it happened again around the same time. This time, it told me to check my mailbox, which I did, but I didn't find anything unusual. The following day, I was not home as I was at the office again and I slept at my girlfriend's house. The next day when I got home, it was like 2:30 PM and I went to my room to watch a movie on my laptop. However, about 30 minutes into the movie, my water bottle told me to turn my laptop off and refill the bottle. I got a bit scared, so I drove 20 minutes and abandoned it in the woods.