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Butterflies just aren’t what they used to be. 🤭 now (47F) & then (15f)
u/temporarymisfit420 — 20 hours ago
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Blonde vs Brunette ☺️🥰 taken 10 years apart, how have I aged?
u/temporarymisfit420 — 6 days ago
▲ 59 r/Selfie40Plus
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts! 🤭
u/temporarymisfit420 — 11 days ago
▲ 23 r/Selfie40Plus
Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands. 🤭
u/temporarymisfit420 — 13 days ago
▲ 44 r/Selfie40Plus
I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.🤭
u/temporarymisfit420 — 29 days ago
▲ 43 r/Over30Selfie
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🤭
u/temporarymisfit420 — 1 month ago
▲ 57 r/Selfie40Plus
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed vegetable! 🤭
u/temporarymisfit420 — 1 month ago
▲ 67 r/Selfie40Plus
Why did the bed wear a disguise? It was undercover. 🤭
u/temporarymisfit420 — 1 month ago
▲ 23 r/Over30Selfie
Where do surfers learn to surf? At boarding school.🤭
u/temporarymisfit420 — 1 month ago
▲ 33 r/Over30Selfie
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity? It's impossible to put down. 🤭
u/temporarymisfit420 — 2 months ago
▲ 34 r/Selfie40Plus
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment but never in a thousand years? The letter M. 🤭
Messy Hair, Just meh… that’s the saying right? 🤭🤭🤭
u/temporarymisfit420 — 2 months ago
▲ 132 r/Selfie40Plus
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef 🤭
u/temporarymisfit420 — 2 months ago
▲ 116 r/Selfie40Plus
What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backward? A receding hareline 🤭
The most surprising fact about this photo? I’m not wearing tights, my legs are just THAT pale! 🤭 also, it shows how short I am lol!
u/temporarymisfit420 — 2 months ago
▲ 127 r/Selfie40Plus
Why should you never fight a dinosaur? Cause you’ll get Jurasskicked 🤭
u/temporarymisfit420 — 2 months ago
▲ 57 r/Selfie40Plus
What happened when two slices of bread went on a date? It was loaf at first sight. 🤭
For those wondering, Petunia is now 7 months old! She’s gonna be a big girl! She’s a Cane Corso/Mastiff mix. She’s perfect!
u/temporarymisfit420 — 2 months ago
▲ 7 r/Over30Selfie
How do ghosts stay in shape? They exorcise! 🤭
Rainy day witch vibes
u/temporarymisfit420 — 2 months ago
▲ 36 r/Selfie40Plus
The Middle Ages were called the Dark Ages because there were too many knights. 🤭
u/temporarymisfit420 — 2 months ago
▲ 44 r/Over30Selfie
Lost my mood ring, and now I don’t know how to feel about it! 🤭
u/temporarymisfit420 — 2 months ago
▲ 32 r/Over30Selfie
What time does a duck set its alarm? The quack of dawn. 🤭
Hotel room selfies and silly jokes!
u/temporarymisfit420 — 2 months ago
▲ 25 r/Selfie40Plus
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? Dino snore.🤭
Exploring Tasmania 🇦🇺 halfway across the earth! It’s so beautiful here I don’t want to leave!
u/temporarymisfit420 — 3 months ago