i am tired of walking into your start up restaurant and seeing rats

i know you guys are here. the types who open smashburger joints with ya parents money. and what the customer can see of the dining room and kitchen are impeccable. but once i start asking to see the cooler/freezer, dates on food, anything past what the eye can see and everyone is stuttering and muttering about how their landlord or some type of outside force is causing them to cut corners in terms of food quality, storage, and overall cleanliness.

im basically part of if gordon ramsey was a corporation that sent people to new stores before the health inspector got there to let you know if you will make it past 6 months. i train managers, shift supervisors, anything you can think of reports to me when i enter. i just walked into a store and theres a rat trap under where the employees keep their clothes with a young mouse on it. so i already know these rats LIVE here. not gonna blast the store cause you gremlins would eat ts anyway. clean up your stores. i cannot wait until i get the city offer i would gladly shut you scumbags down. i have horror stories. for all the expensiveness of chipotle it is the cleanest kitchen you can find.

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u/theblanketcomeswith — 1 day ago

bring back the shoulder check

why tf is it the norm now to not let people off the train first? too many morons feening for a pissy seat. its too hot to be elbow to elbow w abuela just stand. dont be fully on my side tho i shoulder checked a lady but she wasnt old just a lady

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u/theblanketcomeswith — 3 days ago

its hot as fuck

what the helly. im going out during peak heat so i thought i would drop some knowledge on how to beat the heat:

seltzer water > water. keeps you colder for longer and stays colder for longer.

tank top > shirt. put on deodorant. you will sweat faster without it, losing all your cool. and you stink bro like wtf.

cop some sunglasses off the table you keep walking past. they reps but theyre sometimes gems ngl.

shorts are sold out everywhere big however your local discount store has a basement full of em, cop some cheap shit stop forcing amazon to deliver to ya fatass in this heat then going online saying how bad you feel their conditions are.

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u/theblanketcomeswith — 3 days ago

what y’all doing this summer

in a couple days imma go to this comedy thing with a jersey jawn, after that i want to go to a couple small concerts or shows just to rekindle my love of music. feels like my job took over my life. doesnt seem like theres shit else to do other than leave for vacation but im doing that later in the year

what yall gonna do tho

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u/theblanketcomeswith — 6 days ago

something you wish your nyc neighbors would stop doing?

i wish people would stop feeding these dirty ass birds. stop feeding these annoying pigeons. they are not art and nature they are invasive and shit everywhere. then you guys complain that the sidewalk sucks. the delis do well by getting the nests out and cleaning their signs religiously and you got the nerve to throw bread on the floor. it’s as bad as walking your dog letting it shit and just leaving it, but times x100.

yeah i just got shit on cause some dirtbag threw bread next to my bus/train transfer

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u/theblanketcomeswith — 14 days ago

modern media and animation is best viewed at x1.25-1.5 speed

for context i watch a lot of american animation, both adult comedy and superhero stuff. i also watch a lot of talk show roundtable stuff and stand up comedy. when i watch modern media i feel like they talk so slow, especially the cartoons. i usually put live action shows and movies on 1.25 and animation and stand up on 1.5. the only thing that sucks is it speeds up the music and it sounds bad for some scenes like a montage or a chase sequence. but overall i enjoy this.

everyone is saying i have tiktok brain but give either of these things a try, its not as fast as you guys believe. if i said 2x i would understand

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u/theblanketcomeswith — 29 days ago

i can’t create new flairs

i’m a relatively new mod and i use reddit exclusively on google for ios (no app). i just tried to create a new flair for my sub but the new flair button doesnt do anything. sorry if this is the wrong sub

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u/theblanketcomeswith — 1 month ago

favorite non nyc and nyc slang?

easy question. out of town i like saw (chicago, a dime bag) jawn (philly, a thing or hot girl) and chat (uk, to talk shit)

nyc its a tie between 1 (good bye) and deadass

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u/theblanketcomeswith — 1 month ago