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Physics Majors: is there a universe in which heathens are secretly placing unsolicited Doug Stanhope Scriptures in hotel-dressers meanwhile some joker named Jesus is out there routinely finding and desecrating them throughout his pilgrimages to the unholy lands religiously subduing all in sight?

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u/thisbullshitwebsite — 7 days ago

Two years under a permaculture slumlord

There is enough detail and drama to fill a reality TV show. A modern feudal landlord clashed with his peasants. A tiny lively village is now a ghost town. Yet, unquantifiable value was still gained, regardless of how hard we were scammed. I invite you to come to your own conclusion. Ant village may be the perfect place for you to hunker down under a dictator, drink some rotten koolaid, and waste your savings.

In Fall 2015 I moved onto Paul Wheaton's property called Ant Village. I rented an acre to compete in the Ant village challenge. I built a cabin and lived in it. Two years later, at the end of this summer, Paul took actions to evict a couple of us in the village, threatened others, and most everyone has left. At one point I considered Paul a friend. But now, the guy forced us out of our self built houses. So I will attempt to share all the dirty secrets over the course of a few posts.

The tenants of Ant Village formed a union in the middle of this summer. We had three major concerns.

  1. Be less secretive (aka culty). Residents were prohibited from making friends with neighbors off our property. It was presumed that all people in Superior were evil and were out to get Paul. And if we made contact with them, they would remember we existed and come to get us. At one point I mentioned at a potluck that I talked with a guy in town who was building a passive solar house about my underground cabin. Paul exploded at me, often yelling, for thirty+ minutes about his psychotic paranoia. Before moving onto the property I was not aware of the secretive rule. We were not allowed to tell people where we lived. We were supposed to say "near missoula" an hour away. Even when friends and family visited I was supposed to tell them they had to be secretive and give them a form letter to read.

  2. Negotiate long term rental contracts. The plots were rented on a verbal contract. Which still qualifies as a contract in Montana. But it makes it much harder to have any future certainty. Paul threatened to raise the rent on one Ant when he came by to make a video for his profit. The Ant said Paul either had to pay or could not video. We had no idea what rent would be in a few years. It was likely to keep going up as we improved the village. We were likely to gentrify ourselves out because we had no wages.

  3. Earn Wages. Residents were prohibited from holding a job in town. We were not allowed to leave the property more than twice per week. We could work for Paul, but he only paid in scrip. Paul created a currency called fysh. Fysh were stored in some unknown ledger. It was always a mystery how many we had. But at least I did not have to pay rent this year because I had some mystery fysh from repairing vehicles. Those fysh could be used to eat some rice and bean meals. Many residents resorted to eating at the food bank.

Montana Tenant Law protects tenants that form a union. We weren't doing anything illegal. We were just voicing an opinion. And pointing out that certain rules were illegal. It is illegal for a landlord to evict or retaliate against somebody for forming or joining a union. It is not like we called in some national unionizing body. This was an adhoc union just for the simple legal protection. Paul held all the power, and we felt that maybe, if we came together he would realize and reason with us.

Anyway, Paul's lawyer forced us to leave. He claimed we were not tenants and had no legal protection. He even did it during the Sunrise forest fire when we were away and it would be hard to get legal advice. Ant Village had been under evacuation for several weeks. Paul and his lawyer gave us 30 days notice when we could not even be in our homes. We did not have access to our belongings or know when we could get them. It took a few weeks before I was able to get some straight answers from a lawyer. The tenants lawyer I spoke to said we were definitely tenants. Paul had to file a legal eviction with the sheriff. It is illegal to pay people in scrip. A landlord cannot prevent you from holding a job. By the time I spoke to her I already made up my mind to get out and had planned a move. It was not going to be worth the costs to take Paul to court. Instead, I publish this information hoping that less people in the future fall for his scams.

Random facts, gossip, and opinions

  • People were allowed to build their own composting toilet only if it was pauls design, which is a fail.
  • The poop barrels still had visible toilet paper and poop 2+years later. Nothing composted.
  • This does not meet the county's sanitation standards (which even allows for outhouses).
  • We were only allowed to eat organic food. So the poop would be organic.
  • There is a structure with ~50 barrels of human waste stored called the willow candy warehouse.
  • Paul has the most natural stockpile of human waste around. Maybe he has a scat fetish.
  • Mice would climb in and out of the poop barrel. Flys would easily go in and out.
  • Every time we entered the lab (property were ant village is) we had to open a huge metal gate.
  • The gate was locked. The lock would get iced up and stuck regularly.
  • We had to immediately relock it behind ourself. Keep others out... or us in.
  • The ant village challenge prizes were removed because one competitor had to go be with his father as he died of cancer during the competition's winter.
  • The bermshed had two collapses during construction. One worker fell through the roof during the collapse. I heard pictures of sagging and broken timbers were censored from permies.
  • Paul threatened to kick out one of the Ant's girlfriend because she would not listen to 200 podcasts.
  • Paul would not visit the lab for 2 months at a time in winter. Paul never stayed on the lab after dark.
  • I have never seen pauls overalls dirty
  • Paul closed a historically public road that crosses his property. It accesses national forest and connects two rural neighborhoods. It has rightfully upset many longtime neighbors.
  • A third forest service road that accesses the lab mysteriously (paul minion?) had ditches dug in it and trees fell across it to keep people away/in.
  • The earth bermed cabin known as Alerton Abby(or wofati 0.7) should be condemned. The building is unevenly sinking. There is massive deflection in supporting beams (>6 inches). The doors constantly don’t work because they become out of square. The spring snow melt caused a mud slide that collapsed a section of retaining wall. Rodents live in the walls and shit everywhere (including on the cookware). There is too much dirt on the roof! At least double what is recommended in Mike Oehler’s engineering tables. Some sections of the roof (where the low points of each gable meet) have ~5+ feet of dirt on top of them.

In July 2017, the sheriffs department raided our property. A visitor had reported somebody's children to CPS. I think all 8 of mineral county's deputies, 2 highway patrolmen, and a forest ranger stormed the property with warrant. And hands on their guns. They kept referring to the property as "the compound." They would ask every new person they met where their guns were. They seemed to think we were a militia. It felt like this could be the next Ruby Ridge. We were all put under temporary arrest until all the children were found. CPS was willing to set this woman up with shelter in town for her and her children. They also said she could bring her kids back once she had 4 walls a roof and a door for them to live in. I hear that Paul said she could no longer be on the property because he did not want the government checking on them. Sounds like discriminating against a parent with children.

Nice things

  • Few other places I could have gone on such an adventure for 2 years.
  • Paul let me sell my cabin. It fetched $900.
  • Paul finally paid me real dollars for a bounty I completed in 2016.
  • Jocelyn hosted and cooked for tasty potlucks
  • I'm probably a spiteful dick for writing all of this

We used to get along all lovely. But now I got kicked out. And maybe you guys wonder why all the ants stopped posting on permies. Its because wheaton labs is a slum city. And anything not inline gets us shadowbanned from permies. I am now off the property and can speak freely. Fuck permaculture and fuck my permaculture reputation.

Jim

u/thisbullshitwebsite — 1 day ago