Legends remember Walter Breuning.

Legends remember Walter Breuning.

If you were following the supercentenarian scene in the early 2010s, this guy was kind of a big deal.

u/timb1223 — 1 day ago

What would happen if you tried to tunnel through the wall next to the entrance?

Like suppose you dug a hole Shawshank style immediately to the right of the entrance. Presumably it would just be dirt?

Then suppose you tunnel in a few feet and make a left. Are you in the backrooms now? If not, what happens if you make another left and start approaching the taped entrance from the opposite side?

Is the entrance just a 2D plane in space that's only accessible from one side? What if they demolished the whole building and excavated that whole area out? Would there just be a white rectangle floating in space that you can only see from one side?

u/timb1223 — 9 days ago
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Can we have a serious discussion about Captain Clark's genitalia?

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No jokes please, let's all act like adults for a second here. I can think of at least four distinct possibilities:

  1. Relatively normal. Captain Clark seems to have basic humanoid anatomy. Limbs, facial features, everything is present, albeit somewhst distorted. It seems plausible that his genitalia are also essentially human, just affected by the same reconstructive process as the rest of his body.

  2. Procedural approximation. The backrooms generated some horrific simulacrum of a penis and testicles that doesn't really resemble the real thing in any meaningful sense, but occupies the correct region of the body.

  3. There's just nothing there. If you removed his clothing there might just be some mechanical hinge or something connecting his legs to his torso.

  4. There's not even that much, it's just white foam as soon as you penetrate the clothing.

What do you think?

u/UnderteamFCA — 1 month ago

I feel like we'll start getting a lot more Calments in the 2060s

Think about it, today's supercentenarians lived through depression and war during their prime years. Once the Boomers get to that age there'll be a lot more people who have been taking obsessive care of themselves for decades. It just feels weird because we'll all be old by then too.

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u/timb1223 — 2 months ago

Civil Engineering is The Backrooms

Having recently seen the movie, it got me thinking. The Backrooms are full of half-remembered things. Slight imperfections. Almost but not quite right. Civil engineering is the physical embodiment of that in the real world.

It's fitting that many Backrooms images contain pieces of human infrastructure. As civil engineers we attempt to impose order on reality. We make the plans and specs, we tell the contractor how to build it, but it's never perfect. It always has to be field-adapted. Sometimes weird stuff gets built. Over time it gets even weirder - retrofits, utility work, redevelopment. Eventually you wind up with bizarre objects that sort of make sense but not quite, and nobody knows how they got there.

The lesson in the film is that "Backrooms" are not just an internet meme - they're the liminal half-forgotten spaces we drift through all the time, whether in the physical world, the internet, the imagination. It's all Backrooms. Civil engineering is literally The Backrooms.

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u/timb1223 — 2 months ago

Pulled a small blond after the guy she was talking to kept getting distracted by his phone

Just turned 60 but I guess I still got it. This young dude kept pulling up reddit on his phone every 20 seconds. He left to buy drinks and I swooped in. Later I saw him talking to this kinda fat chick.

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u/timb1223 — 3 months ago

Overnight, all potable water on Earth becomes vaguely cloudy, greasy, and faintly meaty tasting. Bottled water, filtered water, mountain springs, desalinated water, all of it.

No one can figure out why and no one can reverse it. Filtration and treatment don't work. The water is still technically safe to drink.

Every beverage and food made with water is now subtly beef-tinged forever.

What’s your long-term adaptation plan?

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u/timb1223 — 4 months ago