u/trackdesigner1

1. Why do we feel the need to park a street in full? 700 block of Locust st. for example.......we do NOT NEED TO park in the alleyway. (To clairify................................... literally in the alleyway.....cough cough* people who live across the street from me *cough cough. We do not need to also park BLOCKING an alleyway...yes no one uses it but it's still illegal....i found the parking authority dispatch phone number and I am NOT AFRAID TO CALL IT AND SAY TICKET THESE PEOPLE (and don't think leaving before they arrive will save you from tickets cause i will just call again and again and again and again till something called Karma will happen (not to me but to you)
2. We do not need (random number: 1000 cars) on one street. I do not live at the high school (2 blocks away from my street)
3. I don't care if....(i apologize in advance for the thrown together photoshopped looking car but) ....this is YOUR personal car you do not park in front of the sign pictured below car
4. What is so hard about going around the block?!
5. (yes, calling myself out but only because to drain out the music) WHY DO WE BLAST OUR MUSIC ON THE RADIO AND OR SPEAKERS? YOUR CAR / HOUSE IS NOT A CONCERT HALL!
6. WHY DO WE CREEP UP TO TRY TO GO THROUGH A RED LIGHT!? RED MEANS STOP NOT CREEP UP! THE LIGHT WILL NOT CHANGE FOR YOU!
7. ROLLING STOP IS NOT A COMPLETE STOP IN FACT............................Yes, rolling stops are illegal for motor vehicles in all 50 U.S. states. Drivers must bring their car to a complete, full stop with the wheels motionless at a designated stop line or crosswalk. Complete Stop Required: Your vehicle's wheels must stop moving entirely
8. STOP AVOIDING BUMPS ON ROAD....aside from DEEP HOLES (I.E POTHOLES) NOT ITTY BITTY INVISIBLE BUMPS

TL;DR TIME: 1. NO WHERE IN THIS POST DO I SAY TAKE CARS AWAY! 2. I am not planning to work for the parking authority. 3. (Unless you who comment are culprits) 🛑 defending the things mentioned above. 4. I will NOT answer the comments of “where are they (cars) supposed to go?” Figure it out yourself! 5. Some things above are even talked about in the drivers manual you find at penndot (I.e the parking at hydrant, stop signs) 6. Going back to the hydrants issue. Let’s say there would be a fire somewhere and the closest hydrant is where you are parked……if the firefighters need to get to the hydrant badly (in which case they do) guess what? WINDOWS MAY BE BROKEN AND YOUR CAR INTERIOR COULD BE WET FROM THE WATER FROM THE HYDRANT

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IF ANYONE WANTS TO RIDE BIKES ON THE ROAD IN THE CITY SHOULD GO TO PENNDOT CAUSE IF (HYPOTHETICALLY YOU NEEDED TO GET A LICENSE FOR BIKES) YOU WOULD NOT PASS! I AM SICK AND FREAKING TIRED OF SEEING PEOPLE IGNORE THE DO NOT ENTER SIGNS, DO WHEELIES BECAUSE THEY THINK THEY’RE COOL, DISOBEYING RED LIGHTS (HECK, if cars ignore this one they get tickets) AND I AM NOT JUST TALKING THE E-BIKES I MEAN BOTH E-BIKES AND THE BIKES WE PEDAL!

1. Why is it so difficult to go around the freaking block?! Why are U-turns and / or backing up from the start of the street the “cool” way?
2. Why is it so hard AND difficult to get in the correct lane? If you don’t want to go left don’t go in the left turn lane and go straight (this of course excludes any construction that make you go in the left turn lane to go straight)
3. No parking from here to corner. def. This means don’t park next to and up to the corner cough cough n 12th street cough cough I got a ticket doing so (this also is a part of…
4. WHY DO WE WAIT FOR THE STREET SWEEPER TO COME ALMOST RIGHT BEHIND YOU? Here is a scenario…. Today is street sweeping for the 1000 block of Nintendo street (this is a scenario and none of this is real) and Laura at house number 1676 is parked on the left side of the road and then the sweeper noise sound and when Laura goes to the window and looks outside she sees the sweeper come. “Oh shoot I forgot today is sweeper day” no you didn’t freaking forget what day it is and then Laura then moves her car to the opposite side and then when the sweeper passes backs up BACK TO HER SPOT. Here is two options: 1. Don’t EVEN PARK ON SWEEPING SIDE AND OR 2. STOP TAILGATING THE SWEEPER YOUR NAME IS NOT ON THE SPOT (Don’t get me started with winter and when it snows and when chairs come into play)
5. CHAIRS IN SPOT. “Tonight the city is saying in preparation for the upcoming snowstorm is reminding people to NOT save their spots with chairs as the chairs could be trashed on trash day” (do I need to say more)
6. Dirt bikes….or should I say…..the “Let’s ignore the fact that we need a license plate to have them on the street and or let’s show off on n 13th by doing wheelies on the road” bikes. What word in dirt bike tells you where they belong? I will give you 5 minutes….5….4….3…2…1 time’s up if you said dirt bikes then you are correct. Ok fine you want to do a memorial ride? Ok fine…HOWEVER GET A LICENSE PLATE ON IT OR (unless reading is NOT keeping up with dirt bike destroying plan AS THEY SAID) it gets taken and destroyed* (* this should also come with a Stern warning from police if you get pulled over as: “if you don’t get a license plate in 30 days we will find it and take it and if you want your thing back you will pay 100$ to get it back [with the license plate installation process included as 50$]

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