[Reacher] Jack Reacher is really an aged BA Baracus wearing White Chicks makeup.
The evidence:
- Both are big, muscular, former military men.
- Both travel across the country righting wrongs.
- Both men love their mamas.
- Reacher drinks his coffee black, while BA's favorite beverage is milk. He's clearly trying to throw people off his scent.
- You never see Reacher wash his face.
QED