u/ur_local_foxboy

I like it, and it’s been used in posts, but idk if I should get a different one

No femboy fox photos cus they are all very Gooner coded 😞

Idk the lore anymore
Apparently I was in a safe house baking cookies for the people, and my death wasn’t real.
I’m still here, I’m still ur king.
Good night Razzberries.
Please don’t try to kill me in my sleep.
I shall serve you again when I wake up.

If it’s the wish of the people for me to die, so be it.
But are you not more corrupt then I am, for sentencing a man to death when he simply wishes for nothing more than a title?
You confuse me for the tyrants of the last, who claim to be king, and who claim to be royal. I am nothing more than a man, who wishes to serve the people.
I use the title of King as a beacon of hope.
Not one of fear.
I sleep in no palace.
I wear no fancy robes, nor a crown of gold.
I would starve so the people can eat.
Kill me, if that’s truly what the people want.
Let the people have their way.
And please, enjoy the cake.
I hope it’s not too sweet.

( this is a joke, and it’s not serious. Thank you mods)

I don’t want power.
I just want the title.
I’m just here to serve the people
( reuse of image cus I’m to lazy to get more)

It’s the only one I had ;-;

How are we doing??
Any suggestions for what ur king should do?
It should also be known I can’t spell

Like as ur King, I don’t want to call you “my subjects” as that feels like u are beneath me. When u are not.
So what’s a name I can yall?

Someone asked me to, and as ur king, I’ll do pretty much anything :3

Ask me anything!!
I won’t answer if it’s to personal tho

I can’t find a fox with headphones that’s not ai ;-;
But I’m going for a run, so songs are needed!!
I will rate them!

I will also be answering any questions :D
And I feel like a karma bot post three times in like 10 minutes 😞

I declare myself ur fox boy king.
Imma be famous!
Trust me :3
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Edit: little did I know, 9 hours later. I would die.