HELP ME im on a big black boat that goes UNDER WATER and i cant find the steering wheel
so basically me and the boys were at armadillos in Annapolis celebrating passing our swim quals (barely, marine option baby OORAH) and long story short i ended up on a dock and there was this HUGE metal tube named like SSN 774 block v or whatever with a big lump in the middle called a virginia payload module i think?? anyway the door was open so i went inside to look for a head and now we are NOT AT THE DOCK ANYMORE.
i hit a giant red lever cause i thought it was the flush valve for the toilet and now the whole thing is making this WHOOSH sound and making funny beep boop noises and all the water outside the little window is getting really really dark guys. like pitch black. i tried to turn it around but there is no steering wheel just 5000 buttons and a laptop screen that says DEPTH: 800 FT and going DOWN FAST.
i found a mic and shouted OOHRAH MARINE CORPS into it but some guy over a speaker started screaming about "UNAUTHORIZED DIVE" and "CRITICAL PRESSURE LIMITS" and i panicked and spilled my natty light all over a panel with a bunch of switches labeled BALAST or something. now every light in here is flashing RED and the ship is tilted like 45 degrees down. my feet are sliding across the floor and i am currently trapped under a swivel chair in what looks like the submarine command room.
HOW DO YOU PUT THIS THING IN REVERSE???? IS THERE A HANDBRAKE??? the metal walls are literally CREAKING like an old floorboard. my phone barely has one bar of wifi left from the shore station please hurry my name is Buck Hardman MIDN 3/C if I die tell Major Miller I actually did 15 pullups not 12 on the last PFT.
EDIT: ok i pushed another button with a missile icon on it to try and anchor us to the sea floor and now a huge hatch on the payload module opened and water is sloshing everywhere downstairs. PLEASE RESPOND QUICK