u/warboner65

.... so I can apply my brand of confidence to it. Is he gonna be here in time to help phuck up Miami?

4 wins in a row = one shook MLS. Nobody wants an awake Philly squad. If Florida is America's wang then call the rabbi because it's time for a bris 🤙

.....for quite some time. Our boys finna march those pigs like Trent Reznor.

Time to make it 4 in a row 🤙

Please help my boys and I further understand the upcoming Leagues Cup that we're about to whoop that trick on something fierce. This doesn't help us in MLS standings but it's something to compete for?

I like to put the "why" in "whooping yo ass" sometimes

It's best that we just keep whooping ass throughout Leagues Cup. Now that we're under proper fan leadership, we behave like winners do and winners kick the nards off of whatever scunty bellends are on the field with us. Blue Cross up next.

Do we run the streak up or is this more of a "test yourself at a different level" type jawn?

Hola phellow Phunions (pronounced Funyuns). Looks like I might be taking the boys to our first game when we run the streak to 3 against Atlanta.

What do we need to know and where should we look to sit?

My boys are looking forward to their first DOOP and celebrating the longest winning streak of the year in person! Oh, and I heard there's a concourse worth checking out? Let us know what we're in for.

Forget superstition because that's for losers and we're not losers anymore. 2-0 since we joined on 💪

Now that my boys and I are on board, what happens now as we end the dark era and are climbing back towards success? Are we rooting for draft position or (preferably) building a winning culture with high integrity habits?

Who are our building blocks, where do we get talent, strategies/philosophies, sh*t like that? Smarten us up before this winning streak starts attracting fraud ass bandwagoners 🫡 Seattle's boutta fly across the country for an ass whuppin.

Morning! My sons (ages 5 and 8) have decided they are Philly Union fans so here we are. We don't do all this "bottom of the standings" nonsense so I'm glad the winning streak is underway.

Let's keep it going against Seattle. Let 'em know we back up!