

"BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO HONK AT ME!!"
Happened a while ago but I still roll my eyes thinking about it. My partner (who is a licensed driving instructor btw) and I were driving through our city and were behind a very soccer mum looking woman in her suv. No issues until she suddenly stops in front of us on narrow street where passing was impossible, seemingly deciding if she wanted to pull into a adjacent parking lot or not despite the ample street parking. After waiting patiently for what felt like a generous amount of time my partner gave her a short chirp with his horn, just to remind her that there are indeed others on the road.
Clearly, she did not like that. Because after parking further down the street she felt the need to catch up to us and confront him for honking at her. Apparently it was "unnecessarily rude", it "made her feel bad", was "aggressive" and she "has never been honked like that before". Mind you he didn't lay on the horn or anything like that. Just a quick "hey pay attention" beep. She actually followed us down the street ranting about how rude he was. Eventually he said "look you're not the only one who exists, but I teach driving lessons if you need them."
She scoffed, called him rude again, and sped off to whatever pta meeting she was late for. She is definitely someone who isn't used to being called out for shit.