u/woopsix

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Hilarious thing is, if I want a JDK, I'll ask Fable to write one, get Sol to review it and write tests for it, and it will be working by Monday morning. No need to get permission or anything else from Oracle

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u/woopsix — 14 days ago

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I genuinely think you could write a competitively-performant multi-threaded DB in Bun + TS if you had shared-heap threads and fast atomics/locking primitives.

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u/woopsix — 2 months ago

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A sad day for Go, the pHDs have won, simplicity has died.

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u/woopsix — 3 months ago