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Reddit and Wild animals - Humour..

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This was a relatively popular confession post written by me in my previous account, where I got to engage with a lot of people. Sadly, I dont have the original, but I rewrite it from memory.

If the mods feel that it doesn't confirm to the rules of the sub, they may chose to delete it. anyone remembers this post? 😄

1. Bull - An under confident (virgin) male who feels guilty in admitting his own inner feelings and needs a cuck to manifest his feelings , so he can just get off. ( Not to be confused with Real verified alpha males seen in 'gw' subs).🐂🐂🐂

2. Cuck - The sub version of a bull. Spine missing. Basically a weak virgin /wuzz male who baits / pimps out his irl women so he go on a virtual digital romp with the bull. Essentially , worse than a door mat.

3. Frogs. - You can see them quite regularly , croaking out to other like minded frogs , to seek attention and they would connect, and they can jerk/goon. Pattern - creates posts mainly around inc and cuck themes.

4. Cheetah - Newly created sus accounts that appear in dms but vanish the instant, that post nut weirdness strikes. 🐆🐆🐆

5. Pet dog - Wags his little tail in front , takes a pic and pushes it up uninvited dms , expressing a desire for a kind hearted mistress to give him validation, tasks and affection off course. 🐕🐕🐕

6. Stray dog - Similar to pet dog, just that slides in dms and talks abusively beginning with addressing random unknown people as B..EE..CH... and when counter attacked and hears the dreaded 'Block' word coming, tones down and exhibits pet dog behavior..🐾🐾🐾

7. Horse - Well hung , slides DMS uninvited , sends pic , but nature just did a counter balance act, equipping them with a pea size brain.🐎🐎🐎

8. Worm - a small tail at the front. Seeks validation based in his size , similar to disgruntled ex-es, seeking validation by sharing partial WhatsApp screenshots of their ex-es, without consent.

9. Butterfly - Looks pretty on the outside. Sugar coated talk. Finds a way to a conversation. But after some time, you find out that the good and colour part is too flaky and fragile, as much as their egos are. 🦋🦋🦋

10. Snake - Exhibits good behavior, initially. Engages well. Is respectful of boundaries. Then metamorphosis takes place and you realise not just a change in behavior but also see their fangs. 🐍🐍🐍

11. Cat fish - Behenjis who Emphasize their gender directly/subtly in every word of their post / comment, even if it sounds not just desperate , but rather obvious. 😸🐠

12. Worker bee - Men in their 30s, unmarried , virgin and who slide in asking for roleplays and sxt...🐝🐝🐝

13. Cuckoo - Men ( also related to bulls ) who look out for cuck hobbies, who get high talking about their irls , so they can just get laid (virtually ) in someone else's nest for free.

14. One trick pony - Id's that posts the same post/msg in every other sub, every other dm, every few hours. Keep reposting them in newer accounts, as well.

15. Snow leopard (idea credit to a commenter) - The silent lurkers. Accounts of several years, no posts , no comments , no karma. Also stays low to avoid unwarranted attention . Typically females.

16. Hippo - Lives , soaks and grunts all day in their own world of delu and porn. Profiles have nothing other than nsfw content.

17. Wood pecker - Generally, Jobless and keeps pecking at their own wood, all day. Lower rung animal, generally male and very little scope to climb the ladder of hierarchy.

18. Cockroaches - Pests but Time tested skilled warriors. Those who get swept / blocked off by the mods. But find ways to subtly communicate using frog code behavior against sub rules. Their numbers are so vast To a point where mods eventually lose interest and jungle raj is established. They continue to survive and effectively take over the sub as communities eventually get blocked by reddit itself. They hibernate and then come back when newer subs replace the older banned ones, and history repeats.

19. Dinosaur - The cockroaches which went extinct / irrelevant. Created a Reddit account 12 years ago. Forgot about it. Went obsolete and then one fine day , comes back to see that Reddit is no longer what it used to be.

20. Honeybadger - Naggy, pestering, trollish and always ready for a initiative rage bait conversation.

21. Lion - The OG Bull , typically found in "gw" subs. At the top of the nsfw power structure and food chain. Gets the best of what's on offer. Usually dominant , assertive rich, powerful, confident, or a good markup of alpha properties. Marked by a very well groomed presence and a verified profile. Generally well endowed. Doesn't engage much in text (unlike the pseudo bulls in confession subs ). Profiles are usually open with very much believable pictures of past encounters , creating space for future prospects from reddit to real life. Usually unmarried , but very much like a lion has multiple irl partners.

22. Lioness - Assertive females who know where they stand in the scheme of things. A section of them, may be seen putting pictures with other lions and similar tier lionesses in consensual group fun.

Have no need to deal with lower order animals like frogs and cockroaches. Define rules on their terms, if mid tier male animals want to engage. Usually verified profile , with pictures which serve as both marketing / bait . a substantial number appear to be genuine but although a few may be scams / cat fish in disguise.

22 . Pupa (butterfly ) - An archaic virgin male who takes pride in his virginity ( but watches porn and nsfw stuff ) and asserts moral superiority ( due to lack of opportunity or skill ), but passes judgement at snow leopards or lionesses. Defines that he expects a virgin sanskari female with zero bc, and continues to live life in his own cocoon. Evolves into a butterfly with egos as fragile as its wings.

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This confession is written by a hu(wo)man without any help from AI.

Sitting down at home with sneeze , cold and cough and half sleep took my memories back. My journey in Reddit spans a while, and like all walks of life , has seen both good and bad experiences alike.

This was one of the nice memories, from my older profile which used to be open before unforeseen creepy experiences didn't just set it's demise , but also changed the cheerful persona of the human behind its existence , for good.

On one such similar rainy wet day when am not keeping good health , a random dm approaches my account which was locked temporarily, pointing out the alleged hypocrisy , in me locking my profile and demanding others to keep theirs open .. I was already unwell and it irked me and i just let loose a volley of abuse ..

Days later, we were talking to each other , long into the nights. The conversation was defined not just in terms of its anonymity, but equally in terms of consent and respect for boundaries on both sides.

It just used to be day to day banter but at some point , I asked him for his tg account , he didn't have..he asked for my ig - i wasn't comfortable. So reddit it was.

One thing in that conversation stands out deep in my memory. There was a dream which OP had written about. It was abstract and had no context at all, and was written years before we even met. But that dream did become a point to drive the conversion quite early on.

At some point, we talked late into the nights with me sharing all the various dms i would receive, and we would have a laugh. But it was also creating problems. Late night conversations were affecting his sleep and mine as well, messing up our irl situations the next day. This is something we acknowledged to each other , and we worked by toning down redundant banter and day time notifications.

At some point, we promised each other that for whatever reason, one of us wanted to drop out, it would not be without informing the other .and things continued. The time we spent reduced as we got busy with our lives , but most of often than not, we fell asleep mid way talking to each other. And by this time, understandly there were conversations of an intimate and private nature as well .

So, one day , i told him that I had a secret to say. When he asked me , I refrained and each day this would be a regular , after which I told him on the day we were winding up, I would let him know .. ..

One day , during a conversation, he asks me if i want to play chess online with him .i asked him, if this was a date of sorts, to which he just blinked, not getting the context. To accept his invite, I reminded him that we needed to make time amidst our regular schedules, banter like the earlier days and maybe even dress somethng nice .

The days passed on. Understandly, each of us continued to get busy. One day , as a possible hint of things to come & morning Reddit refused to log me, in. There was issue, and asked me to send a link to the login email. Now this was meant to be a throw away account and understandly i didn't have access to that email. I didn't even have his user id. I thought that i had lost him and also the promise that i was supposed to keep.

Thankfully later my laptop had stored his cookie logins.

I logged in and messaged him of what happened , and immediately saved his id . For whatever reason, he was gloomy and wanted to talk something urgent, but I was busy that day. Like really busy ..he left me a couple of notifications that day, but I couldn't respond..

Later in the evening , i logged in. The acc remained deleted, but not before he sent me a mssg explaining the reasons why he needed to delete his account , which were perfectly valid.

He had kept his promise and let me know , why he was gone.

But in that moment , he forgot two things - the "secret" and the "chess date"

It was a bitter sweet moment and although my interest in Reddit as a platform is waning , I have found some nice and long conversations in Reddit as well, but none as comfortable as this one.

Reddit and Wild animals - Humour..

​

This was a relatively popular confession post written by me in my previous account, where I got to engage with a lot of people. Sadly, I dont have the original, but I rewrite it from memory.

If the mods feel that it doesn't confirm to the rules of the sub, they may chose to delete it. anyone remembers this post? 😄

1. Bull - An under confident (virgin) male who feels guilty in admitting his own inner feelings and needs a cuck to manifest his feelings , so he can just get off. ( Not to be confused with Real verified alpha males seen in 'gw' subs).🐂🐂🐂

2. Cuck - The sub version of a bull. Spine missing. Basically a weak virgin /wuzz male who baits / pimps out his irl women so he go on a virtual digital romp with the bull. Essentially , worse than a door mat.

3. Frogs. - You can see them quite regularly , croaking out to other like minded frogs , to seek attention and they would connect, and they can jerk/goon. Pattern - creates posts mainly around inc and cuck themes.

4. Cheetah - Newly created sus accounts that appear in dms but vanish the instant, that post nut weirdness strikes. 🐆🐆🐆

5. Pet dog - Wags his little tail in front , takes a pic and pushes it up uninvited dms , expressing a desire for a kind hearted mistress to give him validation, tasks and affection off course. 🐕🐕🐕

6. Stray dog - Similar to pet dog, just that slides in dms and talks abusively beginning with addressing random unknown people as B..EE..CH... and when counter attacked and hears the dreaded 'Block' word coming, tones down and exhibits pet dog behavior..🐾🐾🐾

7. Horse - Well hung , slides DMS uninvited , sends pic , but nature just did a counter balance act, equipping them with a pea size brain.🐎🐎🐎

8. Worm - a small tail at the front. Seeks validation based in his size , similar to disgruntled ex-es, seeking validation by sharing partial WhatsApp screenshots of their ex-es, without consent.

9. Butterfly - Looks pretty on the outside. Sugar coated talk. Finds a way to a conversation. But after some time, you find out that the good and colour part is too flaky and fragile, as much as their egos are. 🦋🦋🦋

10. Snake - Exhibits good behavior, initially. Engages well. Is respectful of boundaries. Then metamorphosis takes place and you realise not just a change in behavior but also see their fangs. 🐍🐍🐍

11. Cat fish - Behenjis who Emphasize their gender directly/subtly in every word of their post / comment, even if it sounds not just desperate , but rather obvious. 😸🐠

12. Worker bee - Men in their 30s, unmarried , virgin and who slide in asking for roleplays and sxt...🐝🐝🐝

13. Cuckoo - Men ( also related to bulls ) who look out for cuck hobbies, who get high talking about their irls , so they can just get laid (virtually ) in someone else's nest for free.

14. One trick pony - Id's that posts the same post/msg in every other sub, every other dm, every few hours. Keep reposting them in newer accounts, as well.

15. Snow leopard (idea credit to a commenter) - The silent lurkers. Accounts of several years, no posts , no comments , no karma. Also stays low to avoid unwarranted attention . Typically females.

16. Hippo - Lives , soaks and grunts all day in their own world of delu and porn. Profiles have nothing other than nsfw content.

17. Wood pecker - Generally, Jobless and keeps pecking at their own wood, all day. Lower rung animal, generally male and very little scope to climb the ladder of hierarchy.

18. Cockroaches - Pests but Time tested skilled warriors. Those who get swept / blocked off by the mods. But find ways to subtly communicate using frog code behavior against sub rules. Their numbers are so vast To a point where mods eventually lose interest and jungle raj is established. They continue to survive and effectively take over the sub as communities eventually get blocked by reddit itself. They hibernate and then come back when newer subs replace the older banned ones, and history repeats.

19. Dinosaur - The cockroaches which went extinct / irrelevant. Created a Reddit account 12 years ago. Forgot about it. Went obsolete and then one fine day , comes back to see that Reddit is no longer what it used to be.

20. Honeybadger - Naggy, pestering, trollish and always ready for a initiative rage bait conversation.

21. Lion - The OG Bull , typically found in "gw" subs. At the top of the nsfw power structure and food chain. Gets the best of what's on offer. Usually dominant , assertive rich, powerful, confident, or a good markup of alpha properties. Marked by a very well groomed presence and a verified profile. Generally well endowed. Doesn't engage much in text (unlike the pseudo bulls in confession subs ). Profiles are usually open with very much believable pictures of past encounters , creating space for future prospects from reddit to real life. Usually unmarried , but very much like a lion has multiple irl partners.

22. Lioness - Assertive females who know where they stand in the scheme of things. A section of them, may be seen putting pictures with other lions and similar tier lionesses in consensual group fun.

Have no need to deal with lower order animals like frogs and cockroaches. Define rules on their terms, if mid tier male animals want to engage. Usually verified profile , with pictures which serve as both marketing / bait . a substantial number appear to be genuine but although a few may be scams / cat fish in disguise.

22 . Pupa (butterfly ) - An archaic virgin male who takes pride in his virginity ( but watches porn and nsfw stuff ) and asserts moral superiority ( due to lack of opportunity or skill ), but passes judgement at snow leopards or lionesses. Defines that he expects a virgin sanskari female with zero bc, and continues to live life in his own cocoon. Evolves into a butterfly with egos as fragile as its wings.

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