u/youractualdaddy

When Iris Eyes are Smiling

When Iris Eyes are Smiling

If you want an easy win, it looks like Iris on the Konrad versus the Volkar is an absurd matchup.

I got 11 saves, turn 6 win, no damage taken.

I think Iris would be OP here against any enemy but the poor Volkar never stood a chance.

u/youractualdaddy — 23 hours ago

These Raptors are unbelievable; am I doing something wrong?

It’s the end of turn three and the pack now has 16 health thanks to 2 spawn-3 cards and an MDP that gives it one additional health each upkeep phase!

The MDP is adding health every turn health until I knock it off, right? Not only adding health to fill the two heart slots on the card?

u/youractualdaddy — 3 days ago

Finally painting my first FG minis

Can’t wait to play a game with painted minis! Probably shouldn’t just throw them back in the box now, though 🤔

u/youractualdaddy — 5 days ago

Blart Versus Predator

This is why we love this game. We’re in the finale, and the Volkar has the epic finale AND the epic dark power; but Alois has her ultimate AND the Purple Piggy! She empties every round into the creature using furious strike and weak attack, dropping it, but it comes back with one-single-health!

So what does the fearsome alien hunter do with its next action? Moves towards the closest victim, which just happens to be Bart the Mall Cop who does two damage upon his death, finishing off the creature before dying a hero!

(Of course a reread of the card clarifies that he only does damage if HE enters THEIR space. So instead it kills him and goes invisible. So OP Alois chases him down with the help of a track card and beats him to death with an aluminum bat, but that’s much less funny.)

u/youractualdaddy — 9 days ago

Volkar v. Alois at the mall is a mess 😂

So first off, enemies are never supposed to jump over the railings, so that seems to mean when she’s on a balcony space, the Volkar won’t move for any of the cards that call for moving on a 1, 2, or 3. So the Volkar just keeps wandering around, in and out of stores, or staring over the edge like a tourist who can’t find the Jamba Juice.

Then I was concerned Alois would be an easy win, cause all you have to do is rescue the savior then boom, 6 dice on every roll… except that when you rescue the savior you “immediately receive all unclaimed victim rewards on your final girl card”. Soooo she immediately receives 9 damage 💀

So you can’t rescue the savior until you’ve resolved her victim rescues, requiring multiple heals on a map with no first aid items, but if you’re fighting the Volkar, they might not make it to the savior until the finale anyway 🤔

u/youractualdaddy — 9 days ago

Resolve as written or resolve thematically?

How should I resolve this? The killer is in the space with the Savior and has already attacked once; there’s no reason they would leave the space to go question people about the Savior 😝

Should I draw a new card (seems like the worst option)? Should I leave the killer where they are and take the penalty that I would take if they followed it? Should I ignore it and count it as a boon in my favor?

u/youractualdaddy — 15 days ago