r/1200isjerky

my omac ( one meal a century). should i subtract anything else? i felt really full and uncomfortable after eating this :/

u/ppickledplum — 21 hours ago

Sweaties, I just ate a whole bunch of peanut b*tter, is my OMAL ruined?? Can I recover from this??

Peanut b*tter should be a controlled substance istg

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u/CatLover_801 — 13 hours ago

Today, I was given a sandwich filled with mayo at a garden tea party. I removed the olive from the toothpick, and gave the sandwich to my grandpa.

No carbs for me! Why would they serve white bread? Refined grains? Disgusting…that’s not even complex carbs…they should think of the diabetics smh.

u/That1weirdperson — 19 hours ago
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AITA for accidentally raising my future husband?

I (32F) have been with my boyfriend (22M) for eight years.

Yes, I know how that sounds.

Before everyone starts doing math in the comments, please understand that age is just a number and maturity is what really matters. That’s what I’ve always said. Some people are simply old souls.

Anyway, my boyfriend is currently working toward a degree while I’m well established in my career. Today he had a major exam and then spent several hours commuting across town just so he could pick me up from work, take me out for dinner, help me assemble furniture at my apartment, and carry a bunch of heavy boxes upstairs.

Part of me wonders if this is normal. For example, he still carries around little things that remind him of me. If I accidentally leave something at his place, he’ll keep it somewhere safe because he says it makes him happy.

He also texts me throughout the day telling me he loves me. And whenever something important happens in his life, I’m usually the first person he wants to share it with. Looking back, maybe I should have seen the signs earlier.

We’ve spent years discussing our future together. Marriage. Finances. Children. Retirement planning. Household responsibilities. Conflict resolution. He tells me I’ve helped shape the person he’s become.

Which, if you think about it, is actually a pretty alarming thing for someone ten years younger than me to say.
Sometimes he’ll ask me for advice because I’ve been through experiences he hasn’t yet. Again, maybe that’s normal. But maybe it’s not?

The more I think about it, the more uncomfortable I get with the power imbalance. I mean, when I met him, I had already experienced things like paying taxes, working adult jobs, and renting apartments.

He, meanwhile, had only recently learned long division. How can anyone possibly say those are comparable life stages?

Yet despite all of this, he’s somehow grown into a kind, responsible, emotionally mature young man who treats me wonderfully, supports my goals, communicates openly, and seems genuinely excited to spend the rest of his life with me.

I don’t know. Something about that just doesn’t sit right with me.

Anyway, I’m heading home now to the younger man I’ve spent nearly a decade molding into the perfect partner.

Please reassure me that this is completely healthy and that there’s absolutely nothing weird about a relationship that began eight years ago. AITA here?

Dinner: Some pure vanilla extract, exactly what my bf was before I met him.

u/omkarnageshkar — 2 days ago

My friend is coming out on the last day of pride month. We’re having a potluck to help celebrate, and I was gonna make this…until I thought to ask you for skinnier versions to delay twink death.

What are diet versions of rainbow food that won’t turn a twink into a bear?

u/That1weirdperson — 2 days ago

I can't find a corset for my ribless, teensy waist :(

As you can see, I am looking for a corset for my tiny tiny tiny waist. I just can't find any that are small enough! Everyone in the comments keeps saying that the shape is "inhuman" and "would require you to remove your ribs" but I know I am so snatched and teensy this would be perfect for me. Anyone else struggle to find their dream 1 inch corset ?

u/FearfulRabbit — 2 days ago

is this too much ??

Tbh just looking at it makes me feel like I gained 10000 lbs 😔

Not pictured is the Matcha Boba tea I got with it, just to pour down the drain because the SUGAR 🙄

u/n-sanityanon — 3 days ago

Best shadow diets? NO GLPs please.

She’s getting husky but can’t use injectable’s or take pills so idk what she should try??

u/ValleygirlVenus — 2 days ago

Got too close to this fatty today.. Had to run 80 miles to burn off the lard he rubbed off on me!

u/greenowl31 — 2 days ago

Why can't doctors prescribe medicine without calories? Do they not teach calorie deficits in medical school?!

u/IM_AQIF_xD — 3 days ago
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How can I become like this mouthless scrub daddy? It must be so thin because it has no mouth to eat with!

u/That1weirdperson — 3 days ago