I’m such a gluttonous lardo oinker I can’t believe my obese gollumpus arse couldn’t stop itself from abolishing calories in my sleep. I’m starting to think I’ll never get down to my goal weight I’ll forever stay a fatso salad dodger.
This disgusting fatty weighs more than me!
Just remember to include lots of fish in your diet ☺️
I tried to have hair but it's just too heavy for my petite weightless body, I don't know what to do to support my neck.
How do you all manage to do it?
Just read a passage that said "the thought weighed heavy on his mind" in a book.
Thoughts have weight now. Why didn't anybody told me that? Please tell me how to refrain from thinking and how much I need to workout.
Rise and shine.
I had a dream that I was skinnier than all of you
💖✨🌷🙈💅🏼
Thankfully, after waking up, I realized this dream was a reality!
I love being the skinniest in this subreddit. Now don’t all go rushing to downvote me!!! Hate raises your cortisol and makes you FAT. Blessings and kisses! Muah
Tips are appreciated to help my 100 lb friend look 99 lbs.
/uj I actually got fatshamed at that age and weight
your first mistake was eating the m&m in the first place...fatty
My psych had the absolute audacity to tell me in our last appointment that my mood stabilizer needs to be taken with 350 calories! She said to take it with a “small snack” as if 350 calories isn’t the amount of a whole plate of carne asada fries?!?! Mind you, I’ve been taking this mood stabilizer right before bed without consuming a fatty meal for years and my mood has been REMARKABLY stable!!
it's for getting rid of my L*RD!
we are going to have a feast like in the good old days! I still have some of them old Mc Donald's cocaine spoons, so all 13 of us can 🐷out and forget about our bodies💔and our spirits in this cold godforsaken place... ⛪
Happy feast of assumption of Mary! ✝️
I would only have the green leaf at the top
Under 2 cals per treat!!! And look at her gobbling it all up!!!
One treat should've satiated her.
🥀😭 I guess this skinny legend is going to fatten up like a pork chop.