r/AliceMadnessReturns

Also if your curious Malkav and the Madness Network is from Vampire The Masquerade

also this is probably the only time i can reference "Alice: Otherlands"

where Alice visits the minds of Jules Verne and Richard Wagner

So, my friend and I are really close and we preety much like the same stuff. We both really like horror games, novels, movies/tv shows, serial killers, we have the same favorite characters (we even simp for the same characters), we adore Madea and Lucy Darling, we like preety much the same music and we love, LOVE, twisted remakes of our favorite childhood fairy tales.

But, unlike me, she absolutly loves anime and manga. She's a huge fan of Yaoi (Japanese media about gay men). I was never a big anime/manga fan and, for a while, she respected that. Until she caught me watching "Cherry Magic" clips on my phone. That's preety much where everything started.

She imideatly pulled me into her world of anime and manga and started shoving down my throat animes like "Death Note" and "My Hero Academia" and also insisted that I read BL with her. That was when I found out she likes the TOXIC BLs. And I'm not talking about the top being abusive or distant towards the bottom, no, I mean, the top ASSAULTING the bottom, torturing him or even shooting him! That's the type of stuff she likes! "Killing Stalking" and "Jinx" where the first BLs she gave me to read. When she said "Let's watch an anime", I was willing to try and she put "Death Note" which, honestly, ain't bad but also ain't my cup of tea. I liked "Spirited Away" much more. After that, MORE BL. Dude, I just wanted to watch "Cherry Magic" because it reminded me of "Miss Peregrine's Home For Peculiar Children" and I didn't want abuse or violence and she almost forced me to read "Killing Stalking".

The thing that really made me snap was when I found out she was a fan of those anime recreations of "Alice in Wonderland". You know them, those like "Twisted Wonderland" and those interactive novels or however they're called. I really dislike those. I finally snapped and told her

Me: "Ok, you know what, if I have to go through all of this, then so do you!"

I went home with her and I started filling her head with "Fran Bow", "Little Misfortune", the wives of Ivan the Terrible and Henry the 8th and "American Mcgee's Alice", but unlike her who yelled at me, I tried to be as polite as possible. I told her about "Fran Bow" and even showed her a bit of gameplay and she seemed to enjoy it, then I started speaking about "American Mcgee's Alice" and here is where things went down hill because, the moment I showed her the trailers, she looked disgusted. After I was done explaining her the lore of "Alice Madness Returns", she was like:

She: "Dude, how can you like that! It's horrible!".

Me: "I know, this game is preety heavy once you know what it is all about."

She: "No, I mean, how can you like this version of Alice as a whole! It's horrible!"

Me: "Excuse me?"

She: "Yes! What this game developer did to Alice It's horrible! I mean, he basiacly turned her into a sexy killer like so many others did before him?! Why do you like this? Is everything you hate!"

I told her about how Mcgee defended Alice from EA and she said:

She: "Wow, he sure changed a lot".

And then, she gave me the blow to the head, the one I was never expecting her to give me.

Me: "Sadly, the third game was canceled ...."

She: "Thank God! EA saved the world from another shity adaptation."

That really shatered me. After all I did, after trying to be as polite as possible to her, even after she called me a "cultura-less man" for not liking the same anime as her, a "homophobic" for not liking the same BLs as her and an "idiot" for not liking those anime-goon-material adaptations she likes so much she now had the audacity to insult OUR favorite game! She even called the fandom a "Dead Wreck!", but after I showed her that Mcgee's is back and working on a new game and that the fandom is still alive and keeps growing she said:

She: "You're all insane"

And she LOOKED at me as if I was really mad! But then, after that, I really had enough. I looked at her, I smiled wide, showing all my teeth and told her:

Me: "Well I'm sorry, but can't help you dear. We're all mad here!".

I then kicked her out.

(Sorry from grammar errors, I'm really mad!)

I mean, we'll dafenatly not see characters like The Queen of Hearts and Mad Hatter, since they are ownd by EA, but here's the thing, they own THOSE versions of the characters and the the original characters from the story book, but that's beyond our point. My question is, there are a handful of characters in the og story that we don't see in either games. Sure, we have concept art of the Duches's cook and baby but we don't see them IN game.

My question is, could we possibly meet characters that are in the original books but weren't in the first 2 games or in Asylum?

Artist: @Cruuuuuuus (on X)

A couple months ago I made a doll inspired by Alice liddle ! I decided to remake her to see how much better I could do and I’m so happy !!!

this doll isn’t fully complete but if anyone is interested in purchasing her when she is dm me!

Hey everyone,

Like many of you, I don't want to see the Alice franchise remain forgotten in EA's vault forever.

Over the last few years, we've seen games like Alan Wake 2, Dead Space Remake, and the recent Silent Hill projects prove there's a huge audience for dark, story-driven single-player games. If there's ever been a better time to bring Alice back, it's now.

That's why I created a Change.org petition asking EA to reconsider the franchise through one of two options:

• Greenlight Alice: Asylum, using the incredible 400+ page Design Bible that was already created.
• Develop a full remake of Alice: Madness Returns for modern consoles and PC.

The petition is written from a business perspective, emphasizing that Alice isn't just a cult classic—it's a valuable IP with a passionate community that's ready to support a new game. Many of us would gladly buy collector's editions, merchandise, and future DLC if it meant seeing the series return.

If you'd like to help, it only takes about 30 seconds to sign.

Petition: https://c.org/zgxspC2Sjd

If you support the idea, please consider signing, upvoting, and sharing this post. Every signature and every share helps show EA that there's still a dedicated audience waiting for Alice's return.

Thanks for reading, and hopefully one day we'll all get to step through the looking glass once again. 🐇🖤

#EA_MakeAliceAsylum #RemakeAliceMadnessReturns

which character would be the best antagonist for alice

I feel like I need to give everyone a reminder/reality check about Alice Asylum. Guys, it is not happening! Not now, not tomorow, not ever! Ok! EA has stolen the IP and have no intention of letting it go and even if they DO let it go, King Mcgee has made it clear that he won't be working on the game and that he has moved on from Alice. As much as I want to be hopefull with you guys, all the hopeful posts and petition sighning won't change anything, ok. The best we will EVER get from EA is a terrible sloppy/goon material version of the game, that if we ever get anything. Plus, even if we do get something, would you want to play and Alice game that wasn't made by Mcgee?

Just wanted to share my little precious Alice collection of which I'm so proud ❤️