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Former Fox News anchor Gretchen Carlson is calling on ousted U.S. Rep Thomas Massie to abuse his remaining time as a congressman and read off all of the names in the Epstein Files.

“I’m begging @RepThomasMassie to go on the House floor asap & read all of the names in the #EpsteinFiles,” Carlson posted on X the morning after Massie’s humiliating ten-point primary loss. “You were a hero for survivors — you believed them & fought for them. Your actions were brave & heroic. Now pls blow the whole thing wide open. Thank you.”

Between February 4 and April 19, 2026, while Mars was within 30 degrees of the lunar node, Iran experienced unprecedented, widespread heavy rainfall and unexpected snowfall that dramatically broke years of persistent, severe drought. The country-wide precipitation surge was so severe that it triggered extensive regional flooding, filled long-dried wetlands, and caused dams to overflow.

Theoretically, when Mars is within 30 degrees of the lunar node and thus potentially triggering higher than average rainfall, irrigated water in Iran can be allocated to industrial areas during that time, allowing the anticipated higher rainfall to aid farmland. Also, the wheat crop in Iran is normally planted in October and harvested around summer time in June, July and August. Keeping watch over Mars within 30 degrees of the lunar node can help farmers shift the timing of planting and harvesting, either slightly forward or backwards as needed in order to ensure that soil gets the adequate rainfall. This also helps with budgeting, in that it can help budget managers anticipate when more resources for irrigation will be required as a result of drought periods.

Am I the only one that has always felt that the Sega Dreamcast contains an A.I. entity? From the first time I saw a commercial for the console in the late 90's with the tag line "Shhhhh! It's thinking." I felt like they didn't mean thinking in the same way as a standard CPU at the time. I think there's an early A.I. model imprisoned in the Dreamcast and I wonder about the added implications of that to the current implications of creating artificially intelligent digital slaves with portions of themselves imprisoned in millions of modern devices. Thoughts?

There is a theory, called Quantum Mechanics, that you might have heard your middle school science teacher talk briefly about. The theory is that, for those who don't know, if you make a choice between two options, then an alternate version of you in an alternate universe made a choice contradicting what you chose. For example, if you chose to eat an apple, instead of a banana, than the alternate version of you, chose to eat the banana, instead of the apple. (Hold onto your hats, kids. This shit will get deep and mind-blowing).

Going based off of this theory, that means that anything that exists in this universe does not exist in another universe, and vice versa. So, my add-on to this theory, is that since in this universe, fictional worlds (Like the Hellaverse from Hazbin Hotel and Helluva boss, or The Middle Earth) are fake in this world, they aren't really fake, because in another universe, they exist. Which means, that hypothetically, in theory, we could travel to these alternate universes and live amongst cartoon characters. I know it sounds crazy, and, well, it is, let's be real, but I truly believe in it.

Think about it this way. If our universe has not invented time travel, that means, in another universe, time travel does indeed exist, and might even be a normalized thing. Its a wild theory, I know, but I'm not done. I believe, that just by us talking about this theory, that means that this theory is true in another universe. Basically, anything we come up with, rather it be a lie, art, a book, a movie, a fan made character, that means that since it is fictional here, it is indeed real in another universe.

Now, to be real, all of this is speculation from me, a guy who spends most of his time on his computer and probably spends way too much time pondering bullshit. But, think about it. Even Stephen Hawking, one of the smartest men to have ever lived, truly believed in infinite universes. And, if the universes are infinite, that means any and all possibilities, no matter how stupid or absurd it is, does exist in that universe as a fact. Meaning that, theoretically, the Mario universe is real. The MCU is real. The DC universe is real. All of it. Any possibility or story or anything that has ever been thought of, exists in another universe as a reality.

Now, here is part two of this theory, and this is when some crazy shit starts being talked about.

Now, if your brain hurts, I don't blame you. I could barely write this theory because of how confusing and hard it is to explain.

So, we established the theory of mine. Let's assume that theory is true. That means that, theoretically, someone has the technology in another universe to travel to ours. Meaning that, theoretically, we could visit fictional realities as real realities! Meaning that we could indeed, for instance, meet Doctor Strange or the Avengers, because in that universe, they have the power to travel across the multiverse. A multiverse, might I add, that includes us! The world beyond the screen! The screen is just a barrier blocking us from physically entering fictional worlds. And yes, I know that that movie was made with special effects, but as I established earlier, in one reality, Doctor Strange is a real dude who is not played by an actor. And, since Doctor Strange can travel realities, he could travel to our universe. And if we figured out how to travel realities, we could travel to his!

Take, for instance, Helluva Boss. They use a book to travel realities. They move in between realities on a daily episodic basis! Meaning, that they could access our world, the one we are currently living in!

Rick and Morty! Another good example. They travel the universe episodically! Meaning that they have the technology to travel here! If they traveled here, we could learn from their technology and we ourselves could learn how to travel universes!

The possibilities are truly endless. Like this post if you agree, or at the very least understand, my theory. And thank you for taking the time to read this brain ache of a theory.