r/AnnaKlemSnark

I finally decided to unfollow Anna today on Tiktok. I cannot do it anymore for my own personal mental health. I finally watched her video of her taking her first shower after birth. Everything is so perfect. Her breastfeeding is perfect, She is so refreshed she had time to put on a face mask after birth and then she talks about how the baby who is not even a day old on the video yet ACTS PERFECT AND SWEET. Right now in my life with everything going on in this country sometimes I wonder am I going crazy and the only one freaking out about stuff. Watching Anna live this perfect life makes me feel like i'm doing something wrong. So i'll just depend on you guys to supply me with gossip.

I don’t understand why influencers post themselves showering, but I feel like this video went overboard showing her post birth pad. Anyone else feel that way?

Man, I kinda like Lauren but please, how out of reality is she when she call that “productive morning”? So she went running, bought a coffee, walked with baby Felix and took a shower. Wow, such productivity.

I feel like when Mattie announced that Felix was born the comment section was flooded with “congratulations “ comments in multiple videos for several days, but I am not seeing as many comments for Anna and Jackson‘s baby AJ. Which is a little surprising, but I guess more people are tired of her than I realized.

I just watched her labor video. I do have to give her credit because that was a very long labor and a very big baby! Ok, now for the snark. The “refreshes” during labor? Was this ever in your mind while in labor? I didn’t even have makeup on. Getting close to the end, she said she was 100% “effactuated”. I remember the term effaced. Is that what she meant? She really is a dim bulb. Disclaimer: my kids are in their 20s so it’s been a long time since I was pregnant!