r/BadMtgCombos

1. Play Arcanum Wings

2. Aura swap into Stratum Walk to give the creature high flying at instant speed. They'll never see it coming now!

1. Have [[Cleopatra, Exiled Pharaoh]], [[Sokrates, Athenian Teacher]], and [[Leonardo da Vinci]] on the battlefield.

2. Play [[Arena of the Ancients]] to tap them all.

3. Cast [[Sip of Hemlock]] targeting Sokrates.

4. Cast [[Anklebiter]]

5. Donate Cleopatra to your opponent.

6. Cast [[Bite Down]], having Anklebiter deal deathtouch damage to kill Cleopatra.

7. Cast [[Death Stroke]] on Leonardo da Vinci, because although his cause of death is not famous like the other two, most of the historical evidence points to a stroke.

8. Get an A+ in history like Bill and Ted before you.

For the low low cost of 2URR Deal 3 damage to a creature. Put a card from your hand on the bottom of your library. Then draw that card off the bottom of your library

Ok basically you get everything out. You sac the commander to the altar, Mikey brings him back, you get a brid, and you sac the bird and float the mana and treasure for a beat, use hex parasite to remove the counter and then you now sac the commander, generating a burd and treasure, allowing you loop until you make 67 million bords. Then you just fog when they swing at you cuz the other two players will die, leaving the third to full send at you, you fog and then swing cuz they have no way to deal with that many tokens, other than a wipe, which they probably already tried using. I'm just going to give up if I made a mistake again

1. Make a shitty Izzet cavalcade deck built around drawing your second card while broko and questing beast run wild because you refuse to play decks without red and blue.

2. Have a couple improbable alliances, a mad ratter, and the royal scions on the field that your opponent’s mono white deck hasn’t bothered removing because it’s even jankier than yours.

3. Play the random mirrormade you put into the deck because you don’t have enough wildcards in arena. Copy the random mythic you’ve never seen that your opponent played last turn.

4. Vastly outpace your opponent’s Serra Angel production, overwhelming them.

5. Immediately use all four mythic wildcards you were saving for more divine visitations, make a shitty Jeskai deck built around improbable alliances and divine visitations even though standard wouldn’t have any support for three color decks until ikoria.

6. Quit the game when zendikar comes out because your shitty Jeskai Angel deck lost radical idea, and you just can’t play in a standard environment without any form of Niv-Mizzet.

1. Play Declaration of Naught, and say "Declare a knot? What are knots?"
2. Play Waterknot and counter your own spell for the punchline.

1. Play [[Tainted Remedy]] and [[Mogg Maniac]]

2. [[Take Up The Shield]] on Mogg Maniac, giving it indestructible and lifelink

3. [[Generous Gift]] the indestructible lifelinking Mogg Maniac to your opponent

4. [[Blasphemous Act]] for 7R, your opponent's indestructible Mog hits you for 13, your opponent loses 13 life from Tainted Remedy off the Mogg's lifelink

5. [[Eye for an Eye]] the Mogg for another 13 damage to your opponent's face

There's another version of this that's even worse when it hits a board that actually has other creatures on it:

1. Play Mogg and Take Up the Shield as before. Keep the Mogg

2. Blasphemous Act as before

3. [[Blood of the Martyr]], choosing to redirect ALL Blasphemous Act damage from EVERY creature to you, basically doming yourself for 13 times X where X is the number of creatures

4. [[Gideon's Sacrifice]] your Mogg and dome your opponent instead

1. Have Emergence Zone on the battlefield.

2. On the end step before your turn, Tap and Sac it so all your spells have flash. (1)

3. Play Liliana’s Contract and the 4 bros you ripped off the top of your library with the contract’s first ability. (3BB+B+1+1B+2)

4. Move to your upkeep and win the game! also have your opponents sign the last photo so you can always remember the day these bros brought you victory!

1.play celestial dawn

2.give it away with donate

3.spectral shift the celestial dawn so that plains is any other basic land

Note: this does NOT deal infinite burn damage. If the Goat takes too much damage it kills you by drawing your deck

Necesitamos 'Transcendence' en campo y tener menos de 20 vidas

Lanzaremos 'Plague of vermin' gastando toda nuestra vida hasta quedarnos a 1 vida

Cuando 'Plague of vermin' termine de resolverse, se pondrá en el stack el efecto de 'Trascendence' que nos hará ganar 2 vidas por cada vida perdida

Con el trigger de 'Trascendence' en el stack, castearemos 'Break the spell' destruyendo 'Trascendence' evitando su efecto de morir por tener más de 20 vidas y robando una carta

1. Cast The Sentry, giving The Void to your least favorite opponent
2. Cast and activate Requiem Monolith, pinging The Void and having its controller draw a card
3. Cast Orcish Bowmasters, having its ETB shoot The Void, making its controller draw a card
4. The draw triggers Orcish Bowmasters; repeat shooting The Void until they have drawn their whole deck

1. Play Sticker Picker. (3)

2. Play Ornithopter, paying the for the sticker kicker. (1)

3. Play Shield Sphere, also paying for the sticker kicker. (1)

4, play and equip both Cathar’s Shield and Leather Armor to the Shield Sphere. (0+3+1+0)

5. Play Walking Bulwark, paying sticker kicker. You’ll know have three tickets to spend on the infect sticker on Happy Dead Squirrel. Attach it to the Shield Sphere. (1+1)

6. Play Access Tunnel and sac it to make your Shield Sphere unblockable until end of turn.

7. Lastly active Bulwarks ability targeting your 0/10 ward 1 vigilance infect Sphere and make it hasty, can attack, and attacks with toughness rather than power, dealing 10 unblockable infect to an opponent and killing them! (2)

Reveal Chancellor of the Tangle to add one green mana at the beginning of your first main phase

Put Gaea's Cradle on the battlefield

Exile Elvish Spirit Guide to add another green mana

Use both mana to cast Badgermole Cub and earthbend the cradle

Tap the cradle to add three green mana

Using one green mana, cast Krosan Wayfarer and sacrifice it to put Bayou on the battlefield

Tap the bayou to add a black mana and cast Tyvar, then use his +1 to untap the cradle

Tap the cradle again to add three green mana and use two to cast Marvin, Murderous Mimic

Tap Marvin to add four green mana, you now have five green mana

Cast Genesis Wave for X=2, putting Devoted Druid and Incubation Druid

You now have an arbitrary large amount of mana and can untap Marvin an arbitrary large number of time

Cast Genesis Wave again for X=3, putting Formidable Speaker, Ba Sing Se and Rath's Edge on the battlefield

Since Marvin have Formidable Speaker ability, you can now untap other permanents for free

Use Ba Sing Se to earthbend bayou then sacrifce the bayou with Rath's Edge to deal one damage to an opponent

Bayou come back into play thanks to the earthbend ability, repeat the process as much as needed to eventually win the game!

1. Cast Blasphemous Act [okay yes the actual cost could be as low as 2RG]

2. Cast Blinding Fog

Voila!

[Inspired by a play i nearly saw happen in a commander game - we gracefully let them take it back - that I'm playing as I write this]

Also, not sure what happens when [[Stocking Tiger]] leaves the battlefield without dealing damage. I think the booster pack just sits on the battlefield lol.