John is the poor man's Aaron Plumber
This dude is WHACK, boo. Tomatoes tomatoes.
He not funny, he not cute, his confessionals are whack. He provides no comedic value, nothing he says or does is iconic.
He always got them clunky tart past the expiration date Debbie Cakes out.
As annoying as Aaron non-existent virtual neck was. He at least provided some reality television. Aaron was at least funny.
John always voicing his discounted raggedy opinion. This backseat unpaid moderator is annoyingggggg.
If you want to taste Seis's pond, just say so. Seis be arched up like the letter Z.