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I see USA winning the next game at least. But if I'm being honest I don't see them advancing too much after that. Fingers crossed though.

Yesterday, Fig Farms invited me down to look at over 100 phenos from their R&D hunts.
Standouts from packs popped included: 
Seed Junky Lemon Cherry BX2
Capulator MAC1
Blockhead Haterade
Bloom Seed Co. Strawberry Guava BX1, and Honey Banana x Strawberry Guava, 
Josh D Head Rush. 

In-house crosses of note: 
Fabuloso x Holy Cow
Rapper Weed x Blue Face
Karma’s Zowah to Fig’s Donut Shop.
Fig Whole Fruits to Umami’s Zodashi.
Animal Face x LGBT

Rare sightings (not going into production, but amazing to see, like a rare Pokemon):
Holy Moly x Mendo Purps F2 (old school)
Bodhi Lavender Jack 
Crippy Killer—‘Florida’ OG Kush antecedent

3 hours of smelling left me noseblind and a bit delirious. My clothes and car reeked. 

I had to share another short video of this Mithril (GMO x The One) bred by Mountain Organics. It’s too good not to. She’s all gas and used motor oil when you stick your nose in the jar, with a tiny bit of funk. If the jar is stilling in front of you open, she is extremely musty and very reminiscent of the old school cat piss, just not quite as sharp. Heavy, heavy indica effects. She’s a serious creeper but when she hits it’s like a truck. Everything slows down, chronic pain pretty much completely disappears, and all you want to do is put your feet up in front of the TV and stuff your face. I love this herb so much.

First impression of wedding cake and I have to say I can see the potential. The flower was pretty mid, though. the taste was super inconsistent and kept bouncing from a waxy earthy sweet to some super sour burnt flavor. This was a part of their “low shelf” house flower menu, but for $15 a TWO gram jar, I’d expect it to maybe stay lit for longer. I ended up throwing away 75% of it and decided not to get stoned anymore.

Flavor: 4.5/10
Looks: 5.5/10
Smell: 6/10
Feel: TBD

Shout out to the person who let us know about the goodie bag at Cake House.

This week's pick ups plus the goodie bag from Harborside about a week ago.

Total spent $115

Cake House in San Jose has sales and also gift bags to first 400 customers today. Here’s what was in my gift bag, which cost about $4. If your close by, head on over there. Happy 4th!

This ho slamming I was bumping bck to bck

Appearance: chunky, dense, resinous, deep forest and sage green, shaggy, silver crystals peeking out of the green and covering on top like sugar. Dryness was more than I expected but it will stick to my hand.

Smell: complex and initially a diesel/gas then a bit of sweetness and grapefruit or lime at the end. Loudness was less than I hoped for upon jar cracking. Good citrus splash upon grinding.

Taste: complicated,sweet, gas, some mint and citrus.

Effects: the best part of this jar, for me, are the results. It put me in a good mood and I feel positive and relaxed. Squishy head feeling and body feels warm and calm. I can sit, or do any activity within reason holding a good attitude.

Conclusions: great head high, clear but very relaxed with the ability to move and be active. I got this on sale and used points to bring the price down. It’s too expensive. The quality is there and vapor production/resin is good. It looks nothing really spectacular and I wished it smelled more. Overall, better than most jars I buy. B minus or B area.

Watch out for that Lemon Chain.

Super Fire Chemdawg. One of the best ones I've had. Chem 91 flower by 710 was even better but the high on this one is quite good. Very cerebral, creative, sativa type of high.

The flavor is a sweet creamy chem with a lot of GAS. In a way it's a plain old school type of strain it's not super particular flavor but mostly gas. But the high is great 👍

I give it 9/10

Visiting and would LOVE to be put on my tush after smoking! (I’ve had Durban Cresco and Insa Sunshine from the East coast, both are incredible).

My siblings live here and aren’t huge fans, but we’ve had Wyld gummies and Jeeters together 🤷🏽‍♀️

Researching your sub, I’ve read about 710 labs, Fig Farms, and Lowell Farms, and I’ve learned that Jetty and Raw Garden are good for vapes.

Please help me fulfill my birthday wish of finding a dispensary and a GREAT strain to celebrate with!

Wishing you all plenty of green lights and greener days 💚🐲🍀

ETA: No clue why this is a thing, but maybe someone can explain ��

I got this one because I have had Casa Flor Collabs with Coldfire in the past and the flavor was honestly the best. I haven't tried Holy Water before but in the past they were like $40 range whereas this one is more like $60 range. I didn't realize it has different hardware I think this is Terpwoods hardware and it lights up to Jesus for the blinker and vibrates in your mouth, not sure I like that. So I think that and the packaging is what the extra $20 is probably 🤣

Anyways, the flavor is really nice on this one but very subtle and doesn't flavor blast like on the coldfire carts I could take bigger hits. But the live resin is very smooth and has a great flavor of pure grape and grape candy like a little bit sour and a slight mintyness maybe like a sweetie candy I want to say. It does taste a bit different than ZkittleZ although it's a bunch of ZkittleZ mixed together I think. If you like purples and grape flavor this is a great strain to try as it has a more pure purple flavor.

The effects are fairly potent indica especially for how light the vapor is. The high will sneak up on you. It's a really nice body high and somewhat clear headedness for an indica. It's more of that classic purple high.

The Live Resin itself could be a 10/10 potentially in a coldfire I would say or as a dab. The hardware is not really my style although some people might like it. So overall I'll give it 8/10 and that's being nice because I would take off more points if I was considering price but I judge mostly on the extract quality, flavor and effect. My critique is I don't get big vapor hits and the flavor is a little subtle. However it's really smooth and amazing flavor.

I’ve heard a lot of good things about this strain over the past couple months so I figured I’d give it a try. I picked this one up at Catalyst for $38 otd. Packaged 5/26.

Upon opening the jar, you get notes of earthy lemon and sweet syrupy candy. The aroma is not that loud, but it is pronounced. Terps came in at 1.3%

The eighth was one big nug and two smalls. Definitely an eye catching bud layered with trichomes. Cure was nice but a little on the dry side for me.

Smoke was smooth and flavorful. I’ve been on a citrus kick lately and this one was hitting the spot for sure. Notes of lemon candy and some slight gas come through.

Effects were very uplifting but not racy. Great daytime smoke where I was able to stay focused and not have my mind go all over the place.

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GALACTIC JACK

Type: Sativa

Genetics🧬: Jack Herer and Space Queen

THC%🔬: 26%

Roll 🚬: N/A Smokednin a Jack Herer Pipe

Value💲: 14g @ 68

Nose 👃 : boy oh boy, smells exactly like the Jack Herer that we all know And love. That classic, unmistakable, Jack Herer Sativa. A Citrus-Pin Sol aroma.

Looks 🧐 : i can easily copy and paste the sentiments from the nose category, classic unmistakable Jack Herer look and feel. Fairly dense (relative to its strain/type), lovely light green with orange-red hairs. A beautiful throwback

Taste 😤: Didn't go with my standard roll on this one, decided to break out my official wooden Jack Herer pipe. Tastes like that classic, early 90s to late 2000's sativa. Citrus flavour with each pull, and a pleasant citrus-pone aftertaste

Stoned 🗿: here's where I will probably get the hate. Galatic Jack is a very lovely & pleasant smoke, but it's not gonna bust you over the head like a lot of the flower of modern times. It 's exactly what it should be.... buzzed vibes, but with energy, where you actually want to get up and do something. It will be difficult for me to put it in one word, but the feeling that you get postmoke is very mellow, yet charged. I could read a book or go to a party. You could cuddle with your significant other on the couch, or you could go out to the garage and finally finish working on that k20 project car....all while being pleasantly stoned.

Overall🎓: B+

let the hateful comments pour in. 🫗 i'm sure many of you, especially people who have only been smoking for the last 5 to 10 years, will smoke this bud and immediately rank it as MID. And that assessment is quite understandable. Especially in this modern cannabis world of high t h c, and very little sativas on the shelves (especiallypure sativas). But if you've been smoking for the past decade, this will surely be a well loved bud. This Bud reminds me of a time where it was about the whole experience, not just a race to the largest THC numbers. When bud was the catalyst and not the end result.