r/BeavisAndButthead

Butt-Head once dressed up as Santa Butt-Head and took letters and had the holiday spirit and Beavis was his reindeer huh huh although one would have to be an elf instead, but Old Beavis and Butt-Head could easily get a job if the current one was fired or had a heart attack.

They just wouldn't understand kids telling them what they want for Christmas but having women sit on their lap would be a sexual harassment lawsuit waiting to happen, would be funny, just don't let gay men sit on Butt-Heads lap.

Assuming that Beavis and Butt-Head celebrated Christmas, what would they do? Stewart's mom might invite them over and give them presents , you also have to wonder if Shirley Beavis would leave them a present.

I don't know if they can afford to go to Nevada and do it legally, but there is no way middle-aged Beavis and Butthead can't go to some slum and hire some 50 dollar hooker. Most wouldn't do it, but they literally have no standards or self-preservation whatsoever. I looked it up, and I think there is one episode with an undercover cop prostitute on a corner, but I thought they would keep persisting even if they get caught.

The Fourth of July our nations anniversary is known for fireworks displays, what happens if Beavis and Butt-Head bought fireworks and decided to use them because explosions are cool and they kick ass?

Just imagine them setting them off at school or inside of the house or in front of Andersons house late at night waking him up and pissing off everyone around them?

They already used cherry bombs to burn the school treasurer on his butt and in Mr. Andersons bowling ball and got him arrested, Beavis and Butt-Head using fireworks would get someone else killed or arrested or themselves too, they would probably set them off indoors and cause even more destruction, maybe using them inside of a fireworks store and burning the place down 🎇🎆